Mirror FootballBirmingham CityTrinity MirrorTrinity MirrorAsk John Cross your football questions in our live webchat on Monday lunchtime2010-03-15T11:00:52Z2010-03-15T11:00:52ZWant to talk about the weekend's football? Want to get something off your chest? Want to ask something about your club? Want to know about life as a leading football journalist?Then join Daily Mirror football writer John Cross, our king of the back page exclusives, online on Monday from 12.30pm-1.30pm in our Monday Mouth-Off series - the new place for you to chat with Daily Mirror reporters about everything that happened on another wild weekend in the Premier and Coca-Cola Leagues.To ask a qu...Want to talk about the weekend's football? Want to get something off your chest? Want to ask something about your club? Want to know about life as a leading football journalist?Then join Daily Mirror football writer John Cross, our king of the back page exclusives, online on Monday from 12.30pm-1.30pm in our Monday Mouth-Off series - the new place for you to chat with Daily Mirror reporters about everything that happened on another wild weekend in the Premier and Coca-Cola Leagues.To ask a qu...2010-03-15T11:00:52ZCarsley close to returnPa Sports2010-03-15T14:21:06Z2010-03-15T09:51:01ZBirmingham midfielder Lee Carsley is poised to return to training next week after being side-lined for two months with an ankle injury.The 34-year-old has been out of action since suffering the setback in an FA Cup third-round clash with Nottingham Forest in mid-January.Carsley played an important part last season in helping Blues regain their Barclays Premier League status at the first attempt.But he had been dislodged by the Barry Ferguson-Lee Bowyer partnership during the current campaign ...Birmingham midfielder Lee Carsley is poised to return to training next week after being side-lined for two months with an ankle injury.The 34-year-old has been out of action since suffering the setback in an FA Cup third-round clash with Nottingham Forest in mid-January.Carsley played an important part last season in helping Blues regain their Barclays Premier League status at the first attempt.But he had been dislodged by the Barry Ferguson-Lee Bowyer partnership during the current campaign ...Pa Sports2010-03-15T09:51:01ZTransfer news, rumours and gossip from Monday's papers2010-03-15T08:45:18Z2010-03-15T08:45:18ZFrom today's Daily Mirror: Liverpool set for cash boost - but still face losing Torres Birmingham owner vows to spend big this summer Beye escapes O'Neill wrath after admitting he wants to quit Villa Parker not giving up hope of England World Cup call-up Beckham's World Cup dream ended by torn Achilles tendon From today's other papers:Trying to sign Wayne Rooney and linking him up with former Manchester United teammate Cristiano Ronaldo has beocme an "obsession" for Real Madrid, says pres...From today's Daily Mirror: Liverpool set for cash boost - but still face losing Torres Birmingham owner vows to spend big this summer Beye escapes O'Neill wrath after admitting he wants to quit Villa Parker not giving up hope of England World Cup call-up Beckham's World Cup dream ended by torn Achilles tendon From today's other papers:Trying to sign Wayne Rooney and linking him up with former Manchester United teammate Cristiano Ronaldo has beocme an "obsession" for Real Madrid, says pres...2010-03-15T08:45:18ZBirmingham 2-2 Everton: The Daily Mirror match reportJames Nursey2010-03-14T18:02:11Z2010-03-15T05:30:34ZPhil Jagielka hoping to win World Cup call-up after year from hellPhil Jagielka hoping to win World Cup call-up after year from hellJames Nursey2010-03-15T05:30:34ZGardner dedicates first Blues goal to crocked Villa brotherJames Nursey2010-03-14T18:27:42Z2010-03-14T23:00:00ZSt Andrews star hoping leveller against Everton cheered up Villa youth star GarySt Andrews star hoping leveller against Everton cheered up Villa youth star GaryJames Nursey2010-03-14T23:00:00ZBirmingham owner vows to spend big this summerJames Nursey2010-03-14T21:20:18Z2010-03-14T23:00:00ZCarson Yeung insists Alex McLeish will have a bumper summer fund despite the club's dire financial resultsCarson Yeung insists Alex McLeish will have a bumper summer fund despite the club's dire financial resultsJames Nursey2010-03-14T23:00:00ZTransfer news, rumours and gossip from Sunday's papers2010-03-14T11:57:22Z2010-03-14T11:57:20ZStories from today's Sunday Mirror:Liverpool set sights on Stephen IrelandTorres warns Liverpool: Buy top-class players or I am offManchester United to make summer swoop for Brazil aceYobo poised to quit Everton after Moyes rowStories from today's other papers:Spanish giants Real Madrid have made Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard their number one transfer target and believe they can tempt the midfielder away from Anfield with a £30m bid. (People)Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson has ope...Stories from today's Sunday Mirror:Liverpool set sights on Stephen IrelandTorres warns Liverpool: Buy top-class players or I am offManchester United to make summer swoop for Brazil aceYobo poised to quit Everton after Moyes rowStories from today's other papers:Spanish giants Real Madrid have made Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard their number one transfer target and believe they can tempt the midfielder away from Anfield with a £30m bid. (People)Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson has ope...2010-03-14T11:57:20ZJoe Hart happy to remain on Manchester City's booksRalph Ellis2010-03-13T18:49:34Z2010-03-14T05:00:37ZGoalkeeper OK with Man City for blocking a permanent move to BirminghamGoalkeeper OK with Man City for blocking a permanent move to BirminghamRalph Ellis2010-03-14T05:00:37ZBirmingham 2-2 Everton: The Sunday Mirror match reportRay Matts2010-03-13T21:48:48Z2010-03-13T21:25:39ZGardner grabs leveller as Blues fight back from two goals downGardner grabs leveller as Blues fight back from two goals downRay Matts2010-03-13T21:25:39ZBlues battle back to drawPa Sports2010-03-14T11:41:02Z2010-03-13T17:21:03ZLife-long fan Craig Gardner scored his first Birmingham goal as Alex McLeish's side recovered to earn a 2-2 draw against Everton and preserve their six month unbeaten home record. Everton, knocked out of the FA Cup by Blues at Goodison Park this season, had taken control with two goals in three minutes midway through the first half from Victor Anichebe and Ayegbeni Yakubu. But Cameron Jerome's third goal in the last two games gave City a lifeline before Gardner's moment of glory following his...Life-long fan Craig Gardner scored his first Birmingham goal as Alex McLeish's side recovered to earn a 2-2 draw against Everton and preserve their six month unbeaten home record. Everton, knocked out of the FA Cup by Blues at Goodison Park this season, had taken control with two goals in three minutes midway through the first half from Victor Anichebe and Ayegbeni Yakubu. But Cameron Jerome's third goal in the last two games gave City a lifeline before Gardner's moment of glory following his...Pa Sports2010-03-13T17:21:03ZBirmingham 2-2 EvertonMirror Football2010-03-13T17:58:29Z2010-03-13T17:01:25ZBlues' Gardener punishes club he supported as a biyBlues' Gardener punishes club he supported as a biyMirror Football2010-03-13T17:01:25ZHT: Birmingham 1-2 EvertonMirror Football2010-03-13T15:58:05Z2010-03-13T15:57:24ZJerome puts Blues back in it after Anichebe and Yakubu net for ToffeesJerome puts Blues back in it after Anichebe and Yakubu net for ToffeesMirror Football2010-03-13T15:57:24ZFollow all today's football LIVE!MirrorFootball2010-03-13T17:29:12Z2010-03-13T11:39:54ZText commentary, pictures and stats from all of today's games, plus match reports on the whistleText commentary, pictures and stats from all of today's games, plus match reports on the whistleMirrorFootball2010-03-13T11:39:54ZTransfer news, rumours and gossip from Saturday's papers2010-03-13T11:26:16Z2010-03-13T11:26:14ZFrom today's Daily Mirror:Liverpool keeping a close eye on Alex McLeish's contract talks with Birmingham as Rafa Benitez continues to struggle at AnfieldEverton ready to offer TEN players new long-term dealsManchester City chasing Benfica strike star Manchester City boss Roberto Mancini tells Shaun Wright-Phillips to stop moaning over his new contract and focus on the fight for fourth spot From today's other papers:Real Madrid are said to have had informal talks with Manchester United over a ...From today's Daily Mirror:Liverpool keeping a close eye on Alex McLeish's contract talks with Birmingham as Rafa Benitez continues to struggle at AnfieldEverton ready to offer TEN players new long-term dealsManchester City chasing Benfica strike star Manchester City boss Roberto Mancini tells Shaun Wright-Phillips to stop moaning over his new contract and focus on the fight for fourth spot From today's other papers:Real Madrid are said to have had informal talks with Manchester United over a ...2010-03-13T11:26:14ZMcLeish: Fear can propel Birmingham into EuropeJames Nursey2010-03-12T22:10:29Z2010-03-13T05:00:33ZBlues chief wants his players to fear for their places - like he did under Sir Alex FergusonBlues chief wants his players to fear for their places - like he did under Sir Alex FergusonJames Nursey2010-03-13T05:00:33ZLiverpool keeping close eye on McLeish contract talksJames Nursey2010-03-12T23:17:41Z2010-03-12T23:00:17ZBirmingham chief on Liverpool's radar should Rafa Benitez leave AnfieldBirmingham chief on Liverpool's radar should Rafa Benitez leave AnfieldJames Nursey2010-03-12T23:00:17ZBirmingham boss McLeish eyeing Europa League spotMirrorFootball2010-03-12T16:04:14Z2010-03-12T16:04:14ZSt Andrews chief believes "anything is possible" if his strikers can hit top formSt Andrews chief believes "anything is possible" if his strikers can hit top formMirrorFootball2010-03-12T16:04:14Z3PM Extra: The best videos we've found on the internet today - Friday, March 122010-03-12T14:42:59Z2010-03-12T14:42:19Z<p>It's double feature Friday at 3PM Extra today, where we bring you two brilliant videos for the price of one. Well, six for the price of three if you're being pedantic.</p><p><strong>1) </strong>When he's not brawling in the park with Nicky Barmby, Hull's Jimmy Bullard is out filming spoof shampoo adverts...</p><p>It's double feature Friday at 3PM Extra today, where we bring you two brilliant videos for the price of one. Well, six for the price of three if you're being pedantic.</p><p><strong>1) </strong>When he's not brawling in the park with Nicky Barmby, Hull's Jimmy Bullard is out filming spoof shampoo adverts...</p>2010-03-12T14:42:19ZMother's Day special: Football's top 10 most important mothers2010-03-12T18:00:01Z2010-03-12T13:11:52Z<p><strong>1) George Best's mum Anne</strong></p><p>Shy and softly-spoken, the mother of Manchester United's 1960s superstar stayed far from the limelight he craved. But Anne and her son shared a drink dependency which would kill them both, Anne first of heart problems related to alcoholism in 1978.</p><p>They are buried side-by-side in Belfast's Roselawn Cemetery, and their relationship formed the basis of a BBC film last year.</p><p><strong>1) George Best's mum Anne</strong></p><p>Shy and softly-spoken, the mother of Manchester United's 1960s superstar stayed far from the limelight he craved. But Anne and her son shared a drink dependency which would kill them both, Anne first of heart problems related to alcoholism in 1978.</p><p>They are buried side-by-side in Belfast's Roselawn Cemetery, and their relationship formed the basis of a BBC film last year.</p>2010-03-12T13:11:52ZReports give McLeish a chucklePa Sports2010-03-12T14:41:02Z2010-03-12T12:11:05ZBirmingham manager Alex McLeish has laughed off reports that former club owners David Sullivan and David Gold want to sign Liam Ridgewell, Sebastian Larsson and Christian Benitez for West Ham in the summer. Defender Ridgewell and midfielder Larsson are in talks regarding new deals, although in any case Blues have two and one-year options on their current deals they can take up, while Benitez is on loan for the season from Santos Laguna and McLeish has made it clear he wants to sign the Ecuado...Birmingham manager Alex McLeish has laughed off reports that former club owners David Sullivan and David Gold want to sign Liam Ridgewell, Sebastian Larsson and Christian Benitez for West Ham in the summer. Defender Ridgewell and midfielder Larsson are in talks regarding new deals, although in any case Blues have two and one-year options on their current deals they can take up, while Benitez is on loan for the season from Santos Laguna and McLeish has made it clear he wants to sign the Ecuado...Pa Sports2010-03-12T12:11:05ZTransfer news, rumours and gossip from Friday's papers2010-03-12T08:48:19Z2010-03-12T08:48:17ZFrom today's Daily Mirror: Wenger tells Madrid: 'Leave me alone' Stoke plan summer swoop for ex-Arsenal and Liverpool star Derby want Liverpool star on loan Blackpool set to beat QPR in race for Everton loan star Watford plot raid for Port Vale defensive star 'Wilshere's ready for Arsenal' says Coyle Madrid's Champions League exit means Rafa can expect a call from Spain Jermain Defoe signs for the Mirror! From today's other papers:Manchester United target Igor Akinfeev will be offered ...From today's Daily Mirror: Wenger tells Madrid: 'Leave me alone' Stoke plan summer swoop for ex-Arsenal and Liverpool star Derby want Liverpool star on loan Blackpool set to beat QPR in race for Everton loan star Watford plot raid for Port Vale defensive star 'Wilshere's ready for Arsenal' says Coyle Madrid's Champions League exit means Rafa can expect a call from Spain Jermain Defoe signs for the Mirror! From today's other papers:Manchester United target Igor Akinfeev will be offered ...2010-03-12T08:48:17ZHow Roberto Mancini tapped me up as Man City's new keeper, plus Ian's not Wright about son Shaun2010-03-11T16:34:38Z2010-03-11T22:32:40ZAfter a busy night on Wednesday, I woke up yesterday to the buzzing of text messages on my mobile.The first was from Craig Bellamy. “You've wasted your career,” it said. “You should have been a goalie.”The came one from Manchester United goalkeeping coach Eric Steele, claiming I was now the sixth-best keeper in Wales.The third was from Roberto Mancini: “We need another goalkeeper at City, how are you fixed?”I don't want to unsettle Shay Given, so all I'll say to that one is that I'm unavailab...After a busy night on Wednesday, I woke up yesterday to the buzzing of text messages on my mobile.The first was from Craig Bellamy. “You've wasted your career,” it said. “You should have been a goalie.”The came one from Manchester United goalkeeping coach Eric Steele, claiming I was now the sixth-best keeper in Wales.The third was from Roberto Mancini: “We need another goalkeeper at City, how are you fixed?”I don't want to unsettle Shay Given, so all I'll say to that one is that I'm unavailab...2010-03-11T22:32:40ZBecks knew exactly what he was doing with that scarf, plus Jose's for Real2010-03-11T16:16:43Z2010-03-11T22:31:34ZDavid Beckham would have to be very naïve not to know the meaning behind that green and gold scarf he wore at Old Trafford on Wednesday night – and Becks is not a naïve man.I played alongside him in Manchester United's youth team and there was no bigger United fan among us. He was obsessed with the club and I'm told he still is.So I'm sure he knew exactly what he was doing when he wore the colours associated with the anti-Glazer campaign.None of the current United players could get away with ...David Beckham would have to be very naïve not to know the meaning behind that green and gold scarf he wore at Old Trafford on Wednesday night – and Becks is not a naïve man.I played alongside him in Manchester United's youth team and there was no bigger United fan among us. He was obsessed with the club and I'm told he still is.So I'm sure he knew exactly what he was doing when he wore the colours associated with the anti-Glazer campaign.None of the current United players could get away with ...2010-03-11T22:31:34ZHow mum almost ruined my big break, and there's something fishy about my wife's kipper2010-03-11T16:08:54Z2010-03-11T22:30:04ZI love my mum Val to bits... even though she almost cost me my big break.When I was a kid my dad managed our local youth club team, Bradley, and mum used to do the catering.I'd done well in one game, and afterwards mum was pouring tea for the parents when a spectator came up and asked if he could have a chat to the manager about one of the players.She told him dad was too busy to talk as he was getting all the dirty kit together ready to take home for washing.The guy looked a bit crestfallen ...I love my mum Val to bits... even though she almost cost me my big break.When I was a kid my dad managed our local youth club team, Bradley, and mum used to do the catering.I'd done well in one game, and afterwards mum was pouring tea for the parents when a spectator came up and asked if he could have a chat to the manager about one of the players.She told him dad was too busy to talk as he was getting all the dirty kit together ready to take home for washing.The guy looked a bit crestfallen ...2010-03-11T22:30:04ZListen to the new MirrorFootball podcast, featuring special guest Robbie Savage - March 11, 20102010-03-11T18:27:39Z2010-03-11T18:17:58ZWelcome to the new MirrorFootball podcast - available to download from MirrorFootball.co.uk every Friday, and also via subscription on iTunes.This week: Daily Mirror assistant sports editor Alan McKinlay, 3PM columnist Steve Anglesey and special guest Robbie Savage talks all things football, including Robbie's debut as an emergency goalkeeper. Plus: Man United and Arsenal in the Champions League and just how good is Wayne Rooney?Please feel free to leave comments, suggestions and ideas for fu...Welcome to the new MirrorFootball podcast - available to download from MirrorFootball.co.uk every Friday, and also via subscription on iTunes.This week: Daily Mirror assistant sports editor Alan McKinlay, 3PM columnist Steve Anglesey and special guest Robbie Savage talks all things football, including Robbie's debut as an emergency goalkeeper. Plus: Man United and Arsenal in the Champions League and just how good is Wayne Rooney?Please feel free to leave comments, suggestions and ideas for fu...2010-03-11T18:17:58ZMcLeish warns Benitez over divingPa Sports2010-03-12T11:31:05Z2010-03-11T17:01:04ZBirmingham manager Alex McLeish has warned recalled striker Christian Benitez to cut out the diving ahead of Saturday's home meeting with Everton.The Ecuador international made an impressive return to the starting line-up in the midweek 2-1 win at Portsmouth which lifted City in eighth spot in the Barclays Premier League. But he blotted his copybook by going to ground too easily, picking up a yellow card, and McLeish fears such actions will be looked upon unfavourably by referees in future.Th...Birmingham manager Alex McLeish has warned recalled striker Christian Benitez to cut out the diving ahead of Saturday's home meeting with Everton.The Ecuador international made an impressive return to the starting line-up in the midweek 2-1 win at Portsmouth which lifted City in eighth spot in the Barclays Premier League. But he blotted his copybook by going to ground too easily, picking up a yellow card, and McLeish fears such actions will be looked upon unfavourably by referees in future.Th...Pa Sports2010-03-11T17:01:04ZNet masters and disasters: Niall Quinn, Bobby Moore, John Terry and the top 10 emergency goalkeepers2010-03-11T16:30:14Z2010-03-11T16:30:14ZBy Joe MardonRobbie Savage joined the union of goalkeepers on Wednesday night when the Derby captain donned the gloves just before half-time after starting keeper Stephen Bywater went off injured, and his replacement Saul Deeney was red carded.Despite Sav's best efforts, the Rams succumbed to a 4-1 defeat, although the blond-haired skipper will surely claim credit for keeping the score that low.In honour of Sav's heroics, MirrorFootball remembers 10 other occasions when outfield players have ...By Joe MardonRobbie Savage joined the union of goalkeepers on Wednesday night when the Derby captain donned the gloves just before half-time after starting keeper Stephen Bywater went off injured, and his replacement Saul Deeney was red carded.Despite Sav's best efforts, the Rams succumbed to a 4-1 defeat, although the blond-haired skipper will surely claim credit for keeping the score that low.In honour of Sav's heroics, MirrorFootball remembers 10 other occasions when outfield players have ...2010-03-11T16:30:14Z3PM Extra: The best videos we've found on the internet today - Thursday, March 112010-03-11T15:07:09Z2010-03-11T15:06:49ZAre you Mark Owen out of Take That? Stuck for something to do now you've been rumbled as a chipmunk-faced love rat with 'around' 10 lovers (but you can't remember the exact number)?Then seek refuge in our 3PM Extra blog, which wraps up the best football videos on the web each weekday. Better than sex and cheaper than a divorce. Here's today's selection.1) Good news for Robinho: His Santos team beat Naviraiense 10-0 in a Brazilian Cup match last night. Bad news for Robinho: Only 11,336 turned ...Are you Mark Owen out of Take That? Stuck for something to do now you've been rumbled as a chipmunk-faced love rat with 'around' 10 lovers (but you can't remember the exact number)?Then seek refuge in our 3PM Extra blog, which wraps up the best football videos on the web each weekday. Better than sex and cheaper than a divorce. Here's today's selection.1) Good news for Robinho: His Santos team beat Naviraiense 10-0 in a Brazilian Cup match last night. Bad news for Robinho: Only 11,336 turned ...2010-03-11T15:06:49ZMirrorFootball's Best XI: Gingas2010-03-11T12:05:19Z2010-03-11T12:05:19ZPaul Scholes became the latest man to join the Premier League's 100 Club when he netted the winner against Wolves last weekend.Wolves 0-1 Man United: The Daily Mirror match report The diminutive Man United midfield ace reached his century of Premier League goals at Molineux and to mark the occasion we're going to honour one of football's leading carrot tops by compiling the all-time Ginger XI.And that's where we need your help.Jim Leighton would have to be in with a shout of getting the nod b...Paul Scholes became the latest man to join the Premier League's 100 Club when he netted the winner against Wolves last weekend.Wolves 0-1 Man United: The Daily Mirror match report The diminutive Man United midfield ace reached his century of Premier League goals at Molineux and to mark the occasion we're going to honour one of football's leading carrot tops by compiling the all-time Ginger XI.And that's where we need your help.Jim Leighton would have to be in with a shout of getting the nod b...2010-03-11T12:05:19ZAsk football's Mr Marmite (and Derby's new goalkeeper) anything you like!Mirror Football2010-03-11T11:35:03Z2010-03-11T11:30:52ZAsk the Derby midfielder/keeper anything you likeAsk the Derby midfielder/keeper anything you likeMirror Football2010-03-11T11:30:52ZTransfer news, rumours and gossip from Thursday's papers2010-03-11T09:00:27Z2010-03-11T09:00:27ZFrom today's Daily Mirror: West Ham plan triple transfer raid on Birmingham - Exclusive Tottenham target Sandro is ready to walk the walk and talk the talk Tottenham plan Belgium loan move for new Zambian ace Roma close in on Arsenal transfer target Birmingham and Wolves in battle for Palace star Arsenal starlet is Celtic target Birmingham set to land £11million Aiden McGeady this summer City and United to battle it out for Joe Cole Manchester City lead chase for £6million-rated Cardi...From today's Daily Mirror: West Ham plan triple transfer raid on Birmingham - Exclusive Tottenham target Sandro is ready to walk the walk and talk the talk Tottenham plan Belgium loan move for new Zambian ace Roma close in on Arsenal transfer target Birmingham and Wolves in battle for Palace star Arsenal starlet is Celtic target Birmingham set to land £11million Aiden McGeady this summer City and United to battle it out for Joe Cole Manchester City lead chase for £6million-rated Cardi...2010-03-11T09:00:27ZMy head says Hart should be England's World Cup No.12010-03-10T15:53:58Z2010-03-11T08:01:37ZWhen football discussions inevitably turn to England's prospects at the World Cup, I am always sadly pessimistic.Yes, I know Wayne Rooney is playing out of his skin and is finally fulfilling his huge potential, but we still don't have an established outstanding candidate to play in goal.Italy and Spain won the 2006 World Cup and Euro 2008 respectively with Gianluigi Buffon and Iker Casillas in goal.Both shot-stoppers are the undisputed No.1 for their country for good reason - they are reliabl...When football discussions inevitably turn to England's prospects at the World Cup, I am always sadly pessimistic.Yes, I know Wayne Rooney is playing out of his skin and is finally fulfilling his huge potential, but we still don't have an established outstanding candidate to play in goal.Italy and Spain won the 2006 World Cup and Euro 2008 respectively with Gianluigi Buffon and Iker Casillas in goal.Both shot-stoppers are the undisputed No.1 for their country for good reason - they are reliabl...2010-03-11T08:01:37ZWest Ham plan triple transfer raid on Birmingham - ExclusiveJames Nursey2010-03-10T17:37:56Z2010-03-10T23:00:12ZHammers target Blues trio Liam Ridgewell, Sebastian Larsson and Christian BenitezHammers target Blues trio Liam Ridgewell, Sebastian Larsson and Christian BenitezJames Nursey2010-03-10T23:00:12ZBirmingham and Wolves in battle for Palace starMirrorFootball2010-03-10T21:37:18Z2010-03-10T22:30:03ZMidlands giants both want full-back Nathaniel ClyneMidlands giants both want full-back Nathaniel ClyneMirrorFootball2010-03-10T22:30:03Z3PM Extra: The funniest things we've found on the internet today - Wednesday, March 102010-03-10T13:30:26Z2010-03-10T14:55:25ZThe former President of the World Society of Friends of Suspenders, a pressure group formed to express disapproval with women wearing tights rather than stockings and sussies, is 74 years young today.Yes, it's happy birthday, Sepp Blatter - one-eyed opponent of video technology, baiter of the Irish and all-round Swiss clown. With a vote on the FIFA presidency due next May, let's hope this is the penultimate occasion on which he gets to blow out the candles while sipping unicorn tears and eati...The former President of the World Society of Friends of Suspenders, a pressure group formed to express disapproval with women wearing tights rather than stockings and sussies, is 74 years young today.Yes, it's happy birthday, Sepp Blatter - one-eyed opponent of video technology, baiter of the Irish and all-round Swiss clown. With a vote on the FIFA presidency due next May, let's hope this is the penultimate occasion on which he gets to blow out the candles while sipping unicorn tears and eati...2010-03-10T14:55:25ZRyan Giggs, Diego Maradona, Ricky Villa and the top 10 best dribbled goals2010-03-10T13:53:44Z2010-03-10T13:53:44ZNicklas Bendtner may have taken the match ball home last night - even though he gave away the fact that it was his first treble by being slightly confused as to why he was being given it - but Samir Nasri was the one who really caught the eye with his fabulous solo effort in the second half.It was a superb dribbling run and finish from the young Frenchman that drew comparisons with Ricky Villa's FA Cup Final goal or even Archie's Gemmill's famous strike at the 1978 World Cup.In honour of Nasr...Nicklas Bendtner may have taken the match ball home last night - even though he gave away the fact that it was his first treble by being slightly confused as to why he was being given it - but Samir Nasri was the one who really caught the eye with his fabulous solo effort in the second half.It was a superb dribbling run and finish from the young Frenchman that drew comparisons with Ricky Villa's FA Cup Final goal or even Archie's Gemmill's famous strike at the 1978 World Cup.In honour of Nasr...2010-03-10T13:53:44ZBirmingham set to land £11million Aiden McGeady this summerBrian McNally2010-03-10T13:23:27Z2010-03-10T11:58:42ZCeltic winger likely to move to England this summerCeltic winger likely to move to England this summerBrian McNally2010-03-10T11:58:42ZRevealed: Find out what was said in the secretly taped England team meetings2010-03-10T12:50:29Z2010-03-10T10:31:23ZMirrorFootball can reveal why the FA are so keen to suppress publication of the secretly-taped England team meetings.We have heard part of the clandestine recordings made at the England HQ at the posh Grove hotel in Hertfordshire and the conversations between Fabio Capello and his players go right to the heart of the team's problems.(A door opens and footsteps are heard)Fabio Capello: "Good afternoon everyone and before we start, can I check that everyone's wife or partner - past or present -...MirrorFootball can reveal why the FA are so keen to suppress publication of the secretly-taped England team meetings.We have heard part of the clandestine recordings made at the England HQ at the posh Grove hotel in Hertfordshire and the conversations between Fabio Capello and his players go right to the heart of the team's problems.(A door opens and footsteps are heard)Fabio Capello: "Good afternoon everyone and before we start, can I check that everyone's wife or partner - past or present -...2010-03-10T10:31:23ZTransfer news, rumours and gossip from Wednesday's papers2010-03-10T09:12:03Z2010-03-10T09:12:01ZFrom today's Daily Mirror: Man City target Sporting Lisbon defensive ace Villa keeping tabs on Spanish midfield star Wolves facing a losing battle to keep Doyle Forest chiefs on collision course over Barnet star Anelka set for new Chelsea deal Bendtner: 'We can win the Champions League' Beckham: 'I'm still scared of Fergie' Babel reveals Anfield confidence crisis Wigan owner Whelan dangles Caribbean carrot as survival reward - Exclusive From today's other papers:Tottenham midfielder W...From today's Daily Mirror: Man City target Sporting Lisbon defensive ace Villa keeping tabs on Spanish midfield star Wolves facing a losing battle to keep Doyle Forest chiefs on collision course over Barnet star Anelka set for new Chelsea deal Bendtner: 'We can win the Champions League' Beckham: 'I'm still scared of Fergie' Babel reveals Anfield confidence crisis Wigan owner Whelan dangles Caribbean carrot as survival reward - Exclusive From today's other papers:Tottenham midfielder W...2010-03-10T09:12:01ZBlues boss backing BenitezPa Sports2010-03-11T16:41:03Z2010-03-10T08:21:04ZBirmingham manager Alex McLeish paid tribute to Christian Benitez after he inspired his side to a 2-1 triumph at Portsmouth last night.The Ecuadorian forward fed strike partner Cameron Jerome for both his first-half goals and caused the Pompey rearguard all manner of problems in the opening 45 minutes. Benitez, who has only troubled the scorers on three occasions himself this season, had a golden opportunity to net one of his own after 39 minutes, when he beat the offside trap and rounded goa...Birmingham manager Alex McLeish paid tribute to Christian Benitez after he inspired his side to a 2-1 triumph at Portsmouth last night.The Ecuadorian forward fed strike partner Cameron Jerome for both his first-half goals and caused the Pompey rearguard all manner of problems in the opening 45 minutes. Benitez, who has only troubled the scorers on three occasions himself this season, had a golden opportunity to net one of his own after 39 minutes, when he beat the offside trap and rounded goa...Pa Sports2010-03-10T08:21:04ZPortsmouth 1-2 Birmingham: Daily Mirror match reportMike Walters2010-03-09T22:46:04Z2010-03-09T22:46:04ZCameron Jerome double leaves Pompey signing the BluesCameron Jerome double leaves Pompey signing the BluesMike Walters2010-03-09T22:46:04ZJerome at the doublePa Sports2010-03-09T23:11:04Z2010-03-09T22:01:05ZBirmingham gained revenge for their weekend FA Cup exit against Portsmouth after sending the Premier League's bottom club closer to relegation with a 2-1 triumph at Fratton Park.Despite going down 2-0 on the South Coast last Saturday, two goals from Cameron Jerome gave them the three points.Substitute Kanu pulled one back in the dying minutes but with Pompey already five points from safety and facing a likely nine point deduction, this proved of little consolation in their uphill battle for s...Birmingham gained revenge for their weekend FA Cup exit against Portsmouth after sending the Premier League's bottom club closer to relegation with a 2-1 triumph at Fratton Park.Despite going down 2-0 on the South Coast last Saturday, two goals from Cameron Jerome gave them the three points.Substitute Kanu pulled one back in the dying minutes but with Pompey already five points from safety and facing a likely nine point deduction, this proved of little consolation in their uphill battle for s...Pa Sports2010-03-09T22:01:05ZPortsmouth 1-2 Birmingham: Blues make Pompey pay for Cup exitMirrorFootball2010-03-09T21:47:39Z2010-03-09T21:47:39ZMore misery for relegation threatened south coast side as Cameron Jerome nets twiceMore misery for relegation threatened south coast side as Cameron Jerome nets twiceMirrorFootball2010-03-09T21:47:39ZHT Portsmouth 0-2 Birmingham: Blues on course for revenge over PompeyMirrorFootball2010-03-09T20:43:05Z2010-03-09T20:43:05ZMore misery for relegation threatened south coast side as Cameron Jerome nets twiceMore misery for relegation threatened south coast side as Cameron Jerome nets twiceMirrorFootball2010-03-09T20:43:05Z3PM Extra: The funniest things we've found on the internet today - Tuesday, March 92010-03-09T16:05:34Z2010-03-09T16:03:25ZAre you the boss of an ailing Premier League football club which was once the powerhouse of European football but now can't even beat a team from a town who prefer rugby?Well fear not Rafa, we have the very thing to cheer you up. No, not a £100m transfer kitty, but the three best videos we've found on the internet today. That's bound to turn that Spanish frown upside down, don't you think?1) This is superb. One cheeky fan buttonholes love rat John Terry and asks him to sign a picture for him....Are you the boss of an ailing Premier League football club which was once the powerhouse of European football but now can't even beat a team from a town who prefer rugby?Well fear not Rafa, we have the very thing to cheer you up. No, not a £100m transfer kitty, but the three best videos we've found on the internet today. That's bound to turn that Spanish frown upside down, don't you think?1) This is superb. One cheeky fan buttonholes love rat John Terry and asks him to sign a picture for him....2010-03-09T16:03:25ZWhy FIFA was right to ignore the pleas for goal line technology - where would it end?2010-03-09T09:54:14Z2010-03-09T09:54:12ZWe as a society have an obsession with the quick fix.Everything we want, we get. Nobody wants to wait. Why bother watching TV at home when you can watch it on your phone in the park? Why diet when you can get a tummy tuck?We've got fast food and one-hour photos. We have football fans all over the country desperate for a billionaire foreign investor - the next Roman Abramovich - to come in and turn their club into the next Chelsea or Manchester City.And now English football is stamping its fee...We as a society have an obsession with the quick fix.Everything we want, we get. Nobody wants to wait. Why bother watching TV at home when you can watch it on your phone in the park? Why diet when you can get a tummy tuck?We've got fast food and one-hour photos. We have football fans all over the country desperate for a billionaire foreign investor - the next Roman Abramovich - to come in and turn their club into the next Chelsea or Manchester City.And now English football is stamping its fee...2010-03-09T09:54:12ZTransfer news, rumours and gossip from Tuesday's papers2010-03-09T08:48:37Z2010-03-09T08:48:37ZFrom today's Daily Mirror: Donovan desperate to stay at Everton Birmingham plot summer raid for Portsmouth strike star Wenger: Porto match is too big a risk for Fabregas Arsenal rocked by Gallas injury blow World Cup dreams still alive for Brown and Hargreaves Yebda fears end of his World Cup dream Coyle promises Bolton survival with a smile Bruce sets out Sunderland survival plan Premier League set for FIFA war over goalline technology From today's other papers:Lokomotiv Moscow will ...From today's Daily Mirror: Donovan desperate to stay at Everton Birmingham plot summer raid for Portsmouth strike star Wenger: Porto match is too big a risk for Fabregas Arsenal rocked by Gallas injury blow World Cup dreams still alive for Brown and Hargreaves Yebda fears end of his World Cup dream Coyle promises Bolton survival with a smile Bruce sets out Sunderland survival plan Premier League set for FIFA war over goalline technology From today's other papers:Lokomotiv Moscow will ...2010-03-09T08:48:37ZBirmingham plot summer raid for Portsmouth strike starAlan Nixon2010-03-09T11:49:12Z2010-03-08T23:00:36ZBlues boss Alex McLeish wants to take Frederic Piquionne to St AndrewsBlues boss Alex McLeish wants to take Frederic Piquionne to St AndrewsAlan Nixon2010-03-08T23:00:36ZHart sets sights on England after FA Cup heartacheMirror Football2010-03-08T20:17:15Z2010-03-08T23:00:25ZKeeper hopes quarter-final exit will not derail Birmingham's seasonKeeper hopes quarter-final exit will not derail Birmingham's seasonMirror Football2010-03-08T23:00:25ZPremier League set for FIFA war over goalline technologyAlan Biggs2010-03-09T15:40:43Z2010-03-08T23:00:11ZTop-flight bosses set to fight back after governing body's decision to ditch experimentsTop-flight bosses set to fight back after governing body's decision to ditch experimentsAlan Biggs2010-03-08T23:00:11Z