Mirror Football Bolton Wanderers Trinity Mirror Trinity Mirror Coyle warns Bolton survival not assured - even if they beat Everton MirrorFootball 2010-03-19T19:52:33Z 2010-03-20T05:00:33Z Scot won’t be celebrating if his team triumphs over David Moyes Scot won’t be celebrating if his team triumphs over David Moyes MirrorFootball 2010-03-20T05:00:33Z Arteta targets seven more wins to earn Everton European spot David Maddock 2010-03-19T19:34:23Z 2010-03-19T23:00:22Z Midfield star believes the Europa League is still very much in sight for Everton Midfield star believes the Europa League is still very much in sight for Everton David Maddock 2010-03-19T23:00:22Z 3PM Extra: The best things we've found on the internet today - Friday, March 19, 2010 2010-03-19T15:56:30Z 2010-03-19T15:25:54Z We don't know if the internet's funny guys are all watching the Cheltenham Gold Cup or what, but there's a distinct dearth of videos doing the rounds today.Still, these crackers should tide you over until it's time to spend your winnings/drown your sorrows come beer o'clock.1) Forget Kauto Star v Denman, the only debate we care about is who's better: Messi or Rooney? Our new star columnist Jermain Defoe had his say earlier on today, and now you can make your own mind up courtesy of this handy... We don't know if the internet's funny guys are all watching the Cheltenham Gold Cup or what, but there's a distinct dearth of videos doing the rounds today.Still, these crackers should tide you over until it's time to spend your winnings/drown your sorrows come beer o'clock.1) Forget Kauto Star v Denman, the only debate we care about is who's better: Messi or Rooney? Our new star columnist Jermain Defoe had his say earlier on today, and now you can make your own mind up courtesy of this handy... 2010-03-19T15:25:54Z 'This is where it starts to matter, where every game counts' - Martin Lipton previews a crucial weekend in the title race 2010-03-19T12:02:54Z 2010-03-19T11:56:54Z A week off for United and Arsenal. A week of woe for Chelsea.And with a potentially titanic and pivotal weekend to come, the shape of the title race could take a dramatic and decisive shift.Arsene Wenger and his players know this is their opportunity to really turn up the heat.Beat West Ham at The Emirates - something they should accomplish with the minimum of fuss - and the pressure will really be turned up on their rivals.The three-point haul that is within the Gunners' grasp would take Ars... A week off for United and Arsenal. A week of woe for Chelsea.And with a potentially titanic and pivotal weekend to come, the shape of the title race could take a dramatic and decisive shift.Arsene Wenger and his players know this is their opportunity to really turn up the heat.Beat West Ham at The Emirates - something they should accomplish with the minimum of fuss - and the pressure will really be turned up on their rivals.The three-point haul that is within the Gunners' grasp would take Ars... 2010-03-19T11:56:54Z Listen to the new MirrorFootball podcast - March 19, 2010 2010-03-19T11:19:24Z 2010-03-19T11:19:24Z Welcome to the new MirrorFootball podcast - available to download from MirrorFootball.co.uk every Friday, and also via subscription on iTunes.This week: Daily Mirror assistant sports editor Alan McKinlay, 3PM columnist Steve Anglesey and Daily Mirror reporter Darren Lewis look ahead to a massive weekend of Premier League action.Can Liverpool upset Manchester United at Old Trafford? Will Chelsea recover from their Champions League exit to stay on course for the Premier League title? Can West H... Welcome to the new MirrorFootball podcast - available to download from MirrorFootball.co.uk every Friday, and also via subscription on iTunes.This week: Daily Mirror assistant sports editor Alan McKinlay, 3PM columnist Steve Anglesey and Daily Mirror reporter Darren Lewis look ahead to a massive weekend of Premier League action.Can Liverpool upset Manchester United at Old Trafford? Will Chelsea recover from their Champions League exit to stay on course for the Premier League title? Can West H... 2010-03-19T11:19:24Z Transfer news, rumours and gossip from Friday's papers 2010-03-19T09:55:56Z 2010-03-19T09:33:00Z From today's Daily Mirror:Robinho set for early City return due to Santos salary row Riera banished from Liverpool due to bust-up with young reserve player - Exclusive Arsenal and Man City target Yaya Toure rules out move to Premier League Sunderland offer olive branch to Spurs in bid to land defensive star McLeish warns West Ham they won't get Brum stars by using a FIFA loophole Fergie Jnr hoping dad will sell him midfielder in the summer Blackpool set to raid Crystal Palace for veteran defe... From today's Daily Mirror:Robinho set for early City return due to Santos salary row Riera banished from Liverpool due to bust-up with young reserve player - Exclusive Arsenal and Man City target Yaya Toure rules out move to Premier League Sunderland offer olive branch to Spurs in bid to land defensive star McLeish warns West Ham they won't get Brum stars by using a FIFA loophole Fergie Jnr hoping dad will sell him midfielder in the summer Blackpool set to raid Crystal Palace for veteran defe... 2010-03-19T09:33:00Z MirrorFootball's Best XI: Beardies 2010-03-18T18:03:56Z 2010-03-19T09:00:21Z After the soaraway successes of our Baldy XI and our Ginga XI, this week we want your help to compile the all-time Beardy XI.That's right, those fells with the best facial fuzz in the business are about to get their moment in the sun.To help you out, we've compiled the magnificent gallery of hirsute heroes above, but no doubt you will have plenty of thoughts of your own.You can nominate your players by leaving a comment below, posting on our Facebook page or joining in the debate on our Twitt... After the soaraway successes of our Baldy XI and our Ginga XI, this week we want your help to compile the all-time Beardy XI.That's right, those fells with the best facial fuzz in the business are about to get their moment in the sun.To help you out, we've compiled the magnificent gallery of hirsute heroes above, but no doubt you will have plenty of thoughts of your own.You can nominate your players by leaving a comment below, posting on our Facebook page or joining in the debate on our Twitt... 2010-03-19T09:00:21Z Cahill impresses Coyle Pa Sports 2010-03-18T19:31:06Z 2010-03-18T11:11:04Z Bolton manager Owen Coyle has not ruled Gary Cahill out of making a remarkable comeback against Everton on Saturday at Goodison Park. Cahill has returned to training after being diagnosed with a blood clot in his left arm on the day of the Fulham game on February 6. There were fears he would miss the rest of the season, putting an end to his dreams of a place in England's World Cup squad. But Coyle said: "He has trained ever so well to a very high standard of which I have come to expect of hi... Bolton manager Owen Coyle has not ruled Gary Cahill out of making a remarkable comeback against Everton on Saturday at Goodison Park. Cahill has returned to training after being diagnosed with a blood clot in his left arm on the day of the Fulham game on February 6. There were fears he would miss the rest of the season, putting an end to his dreams of a place in England's World Cup squad. But Coyle said: "He has trained ever so well to a very high standard of which I have come to expect of hi... Pa Sports 2010-03-18T11:11:04Z Transfer news, rumours and gossip from Thursday's papers 2010-03-18T10:24:56Z 2010-03-18T09:51:28Z From today's Daily Mirror:Chelsea planning dream team pairing of Drogba and Torres Abramovich will stick with Ancelotti and bankroll £140million summer spree Villa target £9m deal for Spurs ace - Exclusive Wolves star Hahnemann targets survival and a new deal Interest grows in QPR's Alejandro Faurlin Riera's broadside at Rafa's 'sinking ship' Gary Johnson faces Bristol City axe Other rumours and gossip:Pavlyuchenko pledges future to Spurs Mancini reassures Toure over Man City future Villa to ... From today's Daily Mirror:Chelsea planning dream team pairing of Drogba and Torres Abramovich will stick with Ancelotti and bankroll £140million summer spree Villa target £9m deal for Spurs ace - Exclusive Wolves star Hahnemann targets survival and a new deal Interest grows in QPR's Alejandro Faurlin Riera's broadside at Rafa's 'sinking ship' Gary Johnson faces Bristol City axe Other rumours and gossip:Pavlyuchenko pledges future to Spurs Mancini reassures Toure over Man City future Villa to ... 2010-03-18T09:51:28Z 3PM Extra: The best videos we've found on the internet today - Wednesday, March 17 2010-03-17T16:58:15Z 2010-03-17T15:08:50Z It's almost Guinness o'clock! But if you've already exhausted our amazing St Patrick's Day Irish football legends archive special, then here's some ace footy vids to help while away the time until you can stuff your face with potato and cabbage and fall down drunk in the street in the name of religious martyrs.1) Following hot on the heels of Alan Shearer's legendarily brusque newspaper interview last week, we present further evidence that Wor Alan could well be the most curmudgeonly man in f... It's almost Guinness o'clock! But if you've already exhausted our amazing St Patrick's Day Irish football legends archive special, then here's some ace footy vids to help while away the time until you can stuff your face with potato and cabbage and fall down drunk in the street in the name of religious martyrs.1) Following hot on the heels of Alan Shearer's legendarily brusque newspaper interview last week, we present further evidence that Wor Alan could well be the most curmudgeonly man in f... 2010-03-17T15:08:50Z Cahill back in training Pa Sports 2010-03-17T18:21:05Z 2010-03-17T11:31:02Z Bolton manager Owen Coyle is delighted that Gary Cahill has returned to training following a blood clot in his left arm.The central defender could have an outside chance of facing Everton at Goodison Park on Saturday.Coyle said: "It is terrific to have Gary back training with the group. We are all very pleased with his progress and we will keep monitoring him."Cahill is determined to make an impact for Bolton and clinch a place in England's World Cup squad.He said: "It is a case of working ha... Bolton manager Owen Coyle is delighted that Gary Cahill has returned to training following a blood clot in his left arm.The central defender could have an outside chance of facing Everton at Goodison Park on Saturday.Coyle said: "It is terrific to have Gary back training with the group. We are all very pleased with his progress and we will keep monitoring him."Cahill is determined to make an impact for Bolton and clinch a place in England's World Cup squad.He said: "It is a case of working ha... Pa Sports 2010-03-17T11:31:02Z Transfer news, rumours and gossip from Wednesday's papers 2010-03-17T10:20:50Z 2010-03-17T08:38:26Z From today's Daily Mirror:Real Madrid target Ashley Cole Davenport seeks clean break from West Ham Blades set for sweeping cuts if promotion bid fails - Exclusive Arsenal given Fab fitness boost - Exclusive Hull appoint Dowie as new manager - Exclusive Beckham feeling 'positive' after surgery - but doc says World Cup return unlikely  Portsmouth set for Premier League points penalty What's wrong with Steven Gerrard? And could he be about to leave Liverpool? From today's other papers:Arsenal t... From today's Daily Mirror:Real Madrid target Ashley Cole Davenport seeks clean break from West Ham Blades set for sweeping cuts if promotion bid fails - Exclusive Arsenal given Fab fitness boost - Exclusive Hull appoint Dowie as new manager - Exclusive Beckham feeling 'positive' after surgery - but doc says World Cup return unlikely  Portsmouth set for Premier League points penalty What's wrong with Steven Gerrard? And could he be about to leave Liverpool? From today's other papers:Arsenal t... 2010-03-17T08:38:26Z Roll up, roll up... get your bottled atmosphere here 2010-03-16T16:19:56Z 2010-03-17T08:02:15Z The National Trust has hit on the wheeze of selling bottled fresh air to gullible townies. This has got some hard-up chairmen thinking they might be able to cash in on this emerging market by selling bottled atmosphere. Too many grounds these days rely on loud-mouthed MCs and rock music to work their crowds into a frenzy. The chairmen are thinking they could provide an alternative by capturing the atmosphere at big games and flogging it off to other clubs. The way it would work is that a numb... The National Trust has hit on the wheeze of selling bottled fresh air to gullible townies. This has got some hard-up chairmen thinking they might be able to cash in on this emerging market by selling bottled atmosphere. Too many grounds these days rely on loud-mouthed MCs and rock music to work their crowds into a frenzy. The chairmen are thinking they could provide an alternative by capturing the atmosphere at big games and flogging it off to other clubs. The way it would work is that a numb... 2010-03-17T08:02:15Z 3PM Extra: The best videos we've found on the internet today - Tuesday, March 17 2010-03-16T17:00:03Z 2010-03-16T16:56:36Z <p>Day one of Cheltenham is over, and already the Mirror Football shirt is lost. With nothing left to play for except the fun of seeing how many days Alan Brazil will miss of his TalkSport show due to extreme thirst, we're taking solace in these brilliant football videos from the interweb.</p><p><strong>1)</strong> Not sure, but we THINK this might be a foul...</p> <p>Day one of Cheltenham is over, and already the Mirror Football shirt is lost. With nothing left to play for except the fun of seeing how many days Alan Brazil will miss of his TalkSport show due to extreme thirst, we're taking solace in these brilliant football videos from the interweb.</p><p><strong>1)</strong> Not sure, but we THINK this might be a foul...</p> 2010-03-16T16:56:36Z Transfer news, rumours and gossip from Tuesday's papers 2010-03-16T08:59:03Z 2010-03-16T08:59:01Z From today's Daily Mirror: Spurs agree £6m deal for Brazilian wonderkid Grant refuses to commit to Pompey - Exclusive  Beckham: I'll be back  Campbell wins legal battle with Portsmouth  I should still be Chelsea boss says Mourinho  Hull want Hughes to replace sacked Brown From today's other papers:Calum Davenport has played his last game for West Ham. The defender is back in training after suffering leg wounds in a stabbing last year, but the Hammers are desperate to cut costs so have agreed... From today's Daily Mirror: Spurs agree £6m deal for Brazilian wonderkid Grant refuses to commit to Pompey - Exclusive  Beckham: I'll be back  Campbell wins legal battle with Portsmouth  I should still be Chelsea boss says Mourinho  Hull want Hughes to replace sacked Brown From today's other papers:Calum Davenport has played his last game for West Ham. The defender is back in training after suffering leg wounds in a stabbing last year, but the Hammers are desperate to cut costs so have agreed... 2010-03-16T08:59:01Z Khan reveals his role in Bolton revival David Anderson 2010-03-15T15:38:37Z 2010-03-15T23:00:29Z Boxing world champ's 'pep talk' did the trick for Wanderers Boxing world champ's 'pep talk' did the trick for Wanderers David Anderson 2010-03-15T23:00:29Z 3PM Extra: The best videos we've found on the internet today - Monday, March 15 2010-03-15T15:17:28Z 2010-03-15T14:49:53Z <p>As the nation's tanning salons and karaoke bars shut as a mark of respect for Phil Brown, here's another selection of brilliant football videos.</p><p><strong>1) </strong>Not the greatest of weekends for David Beckham. He's out of the World Cup and, to add insult to injury, Brazilian Baiano's ripped off his greatest moment in Paulisto's win against Prudente.</p> <p>As the nation's tanning salons and karaoke bars shut as a mark of respect for Phil Brown, here's another selection of brilliant football videos.</p><p><strong>1) </strong>Not the greatest of weekends for David Beckham. He's out of the World Cup and, to add insult to injury, Brazilian Baiano's ripped off his greatest moment in Paulisto's win against Prudente.</p> 2010-03-15T14:49:53Z Ask John Cross your football questions in our live webchat on Monday lunchtime 2010-03-15T11:00:52Z 2010-03-15T11:00:52Z Want to talk about the weekend's football? Want to get something off your chest? Want to ask something about your club? Want to know about life as a leading football journalist?Then join Daily Mirror football writer John Cross, our king of the back page exclusives, online on Monday from 12.30pm-1.30pm in our Monday Mouth-Off series - the new place for you to chat with Daily Mirror reporters about everything that happened on another wild weekend in the Premier and Coca-Cola Leagues.To ask a qu... Want to talk about the weekend's football? Want to get something off your chest? Want to ask something about your club? Want to know about life as a leading football journalist?Then join Daily Mirror football writer John Cross, our king of the back page exclusives, online on Monday from 12.30pm-1.30pm in our Monday Mouth-Off series - the new place for you to chat with Daily Mirror reporters about everything that happened on another wild weekend in the Premier and Coca-Cola Leagues.To ask a qu... 2010-03-15T11:00:52Z Cahill returns to keep World Cup dream alive David Anderson 2010-03-15T10:57:57Z 2010-03-15T10:57:55Z Bolton star makes early comeback from blood clot and hopes to force his way into England squad Bolton star makes early comeback from blood clot and hopes to force his way into England squad David Anderson 2010-03-15T10:57:55Z Cahill heading back to training Pa Sports 2010-03-16T16:31:03Z 2010-03-15T09:31:01Z Bolton defender Gary Cahill is scheduled to return to training on Monday just 37 days after being diagnosed as having a blood clot in his left arm. Cahill has made a remarkable recovery after it was initially feared he would miss the rest of the season. It means he should be able to play in the latter part of the campaign for Bolton and revive his dream of making the England World Cup squad. Cahill, who was admitted to hospital on the day of the Fulham game on February 6, said in the club pro... Bolton defender Gary Cahill is scheduled to return to training on Monday just 37 days after being diagnosed as having a blood clot in his left arm. Cahill has made a remarkable recovery after it was initially feared he would miss the rest of the season. It means he should be able to play in the latter part of the campaign for Bolton and revive his dream of making the England World Cup squad. Cahill, who was admitted to hospital on the day of the Fulham game on February 6, said in the club pro... Pa Sports 2010-03-15T09:31:01Z Transfer news, rumours and gossip from Monday's papers 2010-03-15T08:45:18Z 2010-03-15T08:45:18Z From today's Daily Mirror: Liverpool set for cash boost - but still face losing Torres Birmingham owner vows to spend big this summer Beye escapes O'Neill wrath after admitting he wants to quit Villa Parker not giving up hope of England World Cup call-up Beckham's World Cup dream ended by torn Achilles tendon From today's other papers:Trying to sign Wayne Rooney and linking him up with former Manchester United teammate Cristiano Ronaldo has beocme an "obsession" for Real Madrid, says pres... From today's Daily Mirror: Liverpool set for cash boost - but still face losing Torres Birmingham owner vows to spend big this summer Beye escapes O'Neill wrath after admitting he wants to quit Villa Parker not giving up hope of England World Cup call-up Beckham's World Cup dream ended by torn Achilles tendon From today's other papers:Trying to sign Wayne Rooney and linking him up with former Manchester United teammate Cristiano Ronaldo has beocme an "obsession" for Real Madrid, says pres... 2010-03-15T08:45:18Z Bolton 4-0 Wigan: The Daily Mirror match report Alan Nixon 2010-03-14T17:42:36Z 2010-03-15T05:30:10Z Fab Muamba salutes ref Halsey after finally breaking Wanderers goal duck Fab Muamba salutes ref Halsey after finally breaking Wanderers goal duck Alan Nixon 2010-03-15T05:30:10Z Martinez wants Wigan to show more consistency Alan Nixon 2010-03-14T22:52:07Z 2010-03-14T23:00:13Z Wigan followed up win over Liverpool with heavy defeat against Bolton Wigan followed up win over Liverpool with heavy defeat against Bolton Alan Nixon 2010-03-14T23:00:13Z Beckham was having a scarf with his green and gold stunt 2010-03-15T10:48:47Z 2010-03-14T22:50:15Z Manchester United's destruction of AC Milan in the Champions League should have been the main focus last week but trust David Beckham to hog the limelight - again.I regard Beckham as the master headline grabber and football politician.So I can’t take seriously his claim that the only reason he put on a green and yellow scarf at Old Trafford was because it was the colours of the old Manchester United.That’s got to be a complete load of rubbish.Becks would have known all about the growing momen... Manchester United's destruction of AC Milan in the Champions League should have been the main focus last week but trust David Beckham to hog the limelight - again.I regard Beckham as the master headline grabber and football politician.So I can’t take seriously his claim that the only reason he put on a green and yellow scarf at Old Trafford was because it was the colours of the old Manchester United.That’s got to be a complete load of rubbish.Becks would have known all about the growing momen... 2010-03-14T22:50:15Z Cahill eyeing World Cup call-up after early return MirrorFootball 2010-03-13T22:47:41Z 2010-03-14T05:00:13Z Defender is dreaming of making England’s squad for South Africa Defender is dreaming of making England’s squad for South Africa MirrorFootball 2010-03-14T05:00:13Z Bolton 4-0 Wigan: The Sunday Mirror match report Derick Allsop 2010-03-13T21:55:16Z 2010-03-13T21:30:11Z Trotters on the march after thumping win Trotters on the march after thumping win Derick Allsop 2010-03-13T21:30:11Z Trotters ease drop fears Pa Sports 2010-03-14T11:11:01Z 2010-03-13T17:21:03Z Owen Coyle was celebrating his biggest win as Bolton manager and one that eases their relegation worries after a comfortable 4-0 victory over Wigan.Johan Elmander made the breakthrough at the Reebok Stadium in the 10th minute but it was only in the second half they took full control.Kevin Davies extended their lead from the penalty spot before Fabrice Muamba scored his first goal for the club with substitute Matt Taylor also on target.Bolton scored in the 10th minute after Davies managed to g... Owen Coyle was celebrating his biggest win as Bolton manager and one that eases their relegation worries after a comfortable 4-0 victory over Wigan.Johan Elmander made the breakthrough at the Reebok Stadium in the 10th minute but it was only in the second half they took full control.Kevin Davies extended their lead from the penalty spot before Fabrice Muamba scored his first goal for the club with substitute Matt Taylor also on target.Bolton scored in the 10th minute after Davies managed to g... Pa Sports 2010-03-13T17:21:03Z Bolton 4-0 Wigan Mirror Football 2010-03-13T17:58:21Z 2010-03-13T17:09:50Z Elmander, Davies, Muamba and Taylor ease Wanderers' relegation worries Elmander, Davies, Muamba and Taylor ease Wanderers' relegation worries Mirror Football 2010-03-13T17:09:50Z Follow all today's football LIVE! MirrorFootball 2010-03-13T17:29:12Z 2010-03-13T11:39:54Z Text commentary, pictures and stats from all of today's games, plus match reports on the whistle Text commentary, pictures and stats from all of today's games, plus match reports on the whistle MirrorFootball 2010-03-13T11:39:54Z Transfer news, rumours and gossip from Saturday's papers 2010-03-13T11:26:16Z 2010-03-13T11:26:14Z From today's Daily Mirror:Liverpool keeping a close eye on Alex McLeish's contract talks with Birmingham as Rafa Benitez continues to struggle at AnfieldEverton ready to offer TEN players new long-term dealsManchester City chasing Benfica strike star Manchester City boss Roberto Mancini tells Shaun Wright-Phillips to stop moaning over his new contract and focus on the fight for fourth spot From today's other papers:Real Madrid are said to have had informal talks with Manchester United over a ... From today's Daily Mirror:Liverpool keeping a close eye on Alex McLeish's contract talks with Birmingham as Rafa Benitez continues to struggle at AnfieldEverton ready to offer TEN players new long-term dealsManchester City chasing Benfica strike star Manchester City boss Roberto Mancini tells Shaun Wright-Phillips to stop moaning over his new contract and focus on the fight for fourth spot From today's other papers:Real Madrid are said to have had informal talks with Manchester United over a ... 2010-03-13T11:26:14Z Bolton will stay up for Sean Davis, vows pal Zat Knight James Nursey 2010-03-12T22:25:15Z 2010-03-13T05:00:56Z Knight promises injured team-mate Wanderers will stay in the Premier League Knight promises injured team-mate Wanderers will stay in the Premier League James Nursey 2010-03-13T05:00:56Z Gary Cahill set to return for Bolton next weekend Alan Nixon Exclusive 2010-03-12T21:37:31Z 2010-03-12T23:00:38Z Defender's World Cup dream still alive after a blood clot scare threatened to end his season early Defender's World Cup dream still alive after a blood clot scare threatened to end his season early Alan Nixon Exclusive 2010-03-12T23:00:38Z It would be wrong to remember Keith Alexander in terms of his race, but with so few other black managers it's hard not to 2010-03-12T15:36:27Z 2010-03-12T15:24:27Z Many tributes have been paid in the past few days to the memory of Keith Alexander, the 53 year old manager of Macclesfield Town who died unexpectedly and suddenly last week.Perhaps the most fitting tribute to a man whose managerial career took in six league clubs came from the players at his last one. In what must have been difficult circumstances to say the least, the players of Macclesfield Town took to the field away at Hereford and won their match 2-0.The death of Keith Alexander is a tr... Many tributes have been paid in the past few days to the memory of Keith Alexander, the 53 year old manager of Macclesfield Town who died unexpectedly and suddenly last week.Perhaps the most fitting tribute to a man whose managerial career took in six league clubs came from the players at his last one. In what must have been difficult circumstances to say the least, the players of Macclesfield Town took to the field away at Hereford and won their match 2-0.The death of Keith Alexander is a tr... 2010-03-12T15:24:27Z I couldn't give a stuff what Alan Green thinks, it's my ticket and I'll leave early if I want to 2010-03-12T15:15:28Z 2010-03-12T15:15:28Z The award for patronising berk of the week this Friday goes to Alan Green, the outspoken commentator at 5Live. Commentating on the game between Arsenal and Burnley at the weekend, Green looked around the stadium early doors and was appalled at the number of people who had yet to take their seats.“I’m sorry folks,” he said, “I don’t get your commitment to football.”Personally, I couldn’t give a good God damn if Alan Green ‘got’ my commitment to football or not. But if the Ulsterman does care t... The award for patronising berk of the week this Friday goes to Alan Green, the outspoken commentator at 5Live. Commentating on the game between Arsenal and Burnley at the weekend, Green looked around the stadium early doors and was appalled at the number of people who had yet to take their seats.“I’m sorry folks,” he said, “I don’t get your commitment to football.”Personally, I couldn’t give a good God damn if Alan Green ‘got’ my commitment to football or not. But if the Ulsterman does care t... 2010-03-12T15:15:28Z 3PM Extra: The best videos we've found on the internet today - Friday, March 12 2010-03-12T14:42:59Z 2010-03-12T14:42:19Z <p>It's double feature Friday at 3PM Extra today, where we bring you two brilliant videos for the price of one. Well, six for the price of three if you're being pedantic.</p><p><strong>1) </strong>When he's not brawling in the park with Nicky Barmby, Hull's Jimmy Bullard is out filming spoof shampoo adverts...</p> <p>It's double feature Friday at 3PM Extra today, where we bring you two brilliant videos for the price of one. Well, six for the price of three if you're being pedantic.</p><p><strong>1) </strong>When he's not brawling in the park with Nicky Barmby, Hull's Jimmy Bullard is out filming spoof shampoo adverts...</p> 2010-03-12T14:42:19Z Transfer news, rumours and gossip from Friday's papers 2010-03-16T16:49:29Z 2010-03-12T08:48:17Z From today's Daily Mirror:Wenger tells Madrid: 'Leave me alone' Stoke plan summer swoop for ex-Arsenal and Liverpool star Derby want Liverpool star on loan Blackpool set to beat QPR in race for Everton loan star Watford plot raid for Port Vale defensive star 'Wilshere's ready for Arsenal' says Coyle Madrid's Champions League exit means Rafa can expect a call from Spain Jermain Defoe signs for the Mirror! From today's other papers:Manchester United target Igor Akinfeev will be offered a new co... From today's Daily Mirror:Wenger tells Madrid: 'Leave me alone' Stoke plan summer swoop for ex-Arsenal and Liverpool star Derby want Liverpool star on loan Blackpool set to beat QPR in race for Everton loan star Watford plot raid for Port Vale defensive star 'Wilshere's ready for Arsenal' says Coyle Madrid's Champions League exit means Rafa can expect a call from Spain Jermain Defoe signs for the Mirror! From today's other papers:Manchester United target Igor Akinfeev will be offered a new co... 2010-03-12T08:48:17Z 'Wilshere's ready for Arsenal' says Coyle Alan Nixon 2010-03-11T16:03:45Z 2010-03-11T22:45:05Z Bolton says midfield star will be a Gunners star when Reebok loan deal ends Bolton says midfield star will be a Gunners star when Reebok loan deal ends Alan Nixon 2010-03-11T22:45:05Z Crocked McCann facing uncertain future Alan Nixon 2010-03-11T16:53:39Z 2010-03-11T22:30:12Z Injured midfield star may have played his last game for Bolton Injured midfield star may have played his last game for Bolton Alan Nixon 2010-03-11T22:30:12Z Listen to the new MirrorFootball podcast, featuring special guest Robbie Savage - March 11, 2010 2010-03-11T18:27:39Z 2010-03-11T18:17:58Z Welcome to the new MirrorFootball podcast - available to download from MirrorFootball.co.uk every Friday, and also via subscription on iTunes.This week: Daily Mirror assistant sports editor Alan McKinlay, 3PM columnist Steve Anglesey and special guest Robbie Savage talks all things football, including Robbie's debut as an emergency goalkeeper. Plus: Man United and Arsenal in the Champions League and just how good is Wayne Rooney?Please feel free to leave comments, suggestions and ideas for fu... Welcome to the new MirrorFootball podcast - available to download from MirrorFootball.co.uk every Friday, and also via subscription on iTunes.This week: Daily Mirror assistant sports editor Alan McKinlay, 3PM columnist Steve Anglesey and special guest Robbie Savage talks all things football, including Robbie's debut as an emergency goalkeeper. Plus: Man United and Arsenal in the Champions League and just how good is Wayne Rooney?Please feel free to leave comments, suggestions and ideas for fu... 2010-03-11T18:17:58Z Net masters and disasters: Niall Quinn, Bobby Moore, John Terry and the top 10 emergency goalkeepers 2010-03-11T16:30:14Z 2010-03-11T16:30:14Z By Joe MardonRobbie Savage joined the union of goalkeepers on Wednesday night when the Derby captain donned the gloves just before half-time after starting keeper Stephen Bywater went off injured, and his replacement Saul Deeney was red carded.Despite Sav's best efforts, the Rams succumbed to a 4-1 defeat, although the blond-haired skipper will surely claim credit for keeping the score that low.In honour of Sav's heroics, MirrorFootball remembers 10 other occasions when outfield players have ... By Joe MardonRobbie Savage joined the union of goalkeepers on Wednesday night when the Derby captain donned the gloves just before half-time after starting keeper Stephen Bywater went off injured, and his replacement Saul Deeney was red carded.Despite Sav's best efforts, the Rams succumbed to a 4-1 defeat, although the blond-haired skipper will surely claim credit for keeping the score that low.In honour of Sav's heroics, MirrorFootball remembers 10 other occasions when outfield players have ... 2010-03-11T16:30:14Z 3PM Extra: The best videos we've found on the internet today - Thursday, March 11 2010-03-11T15:07:09Z 2010-03-11T15:06:49Z Are you Mark Owen out of Take That? Stuck for something to do now you've been rumbled as a chipmunk-faced love rat with 'around' 10 lovers (but you can't remember the exact number)?Then seek refuge in our 3PM Extra blog, which wraps up the best football videos on the web each weekday. Better than sex and cheaper than a divorce. Here's today's selection.1) Good news for Robinho: His Santos team beat Naviraiense 10-0 in a Brazilian Cup match last night. Bad news for Robinho: Only 11,336 turned ... Are you Mark Owen out of Take That? Stuck for something to do now you've been rumbled as a chipmunk-faced love rat with 'around' 10 lovers (but you can't remember the exact number)?Then seek refuge in our 3PM Extra blog, which wraps up the best football videos on the web each weekday. Better than sex and cheaper than a divorce. Here's today's selection.1) Good news for Robinho: His Santos team beat Naviraiense 10-0 in a Brazilian Cup match last night. Bad news for Robinho: Only 11,336 turned ... 2010-03-11T15:06:49Z MirrorFootball's Best XI: Gingas 2010-03-11T12:05:19Z 2010-03-11T12:05:19Z Paul Scholes became the latest man to join the Premier League's 100 Club when he netted the winner against Wolves last weekend.Wolves 0-1 Man United: The Daily Mirror match report The diminutive Man United midfield ace reached his century of Premier League goals at Molineux and to mark the occasion we're going to honour one of football's leading carrot tops by compiling the all-time Ginger XI.And that's where we need your help.Jim Leighton would have to be in with a shout of getting the nod b... Paul Scholes became the latest man to join the Premier League's 100 Club when he netted the winner against Wolves last weekend.Wolves 0-1 Man United: The Daily Mirror match report The diminutive Man United midfield ace reached his century of Premier League goals at Molineux and to mark the occasion we're going to honour one of football's leading carrot tops by compiling the all-time Ginger XI.And that's where we need your help.Jim Leighton would have to be in with a shout of getting the nod b... 2010-03-11T12:05:19Z Transfer news, rumours and gossip from Thursday's papers 2010-03-11T09:00:27Z 2010-03-11T09:00:27Z From today's Daily Mirror: West Ham plan triple transfer raid on Birmingham - Exclusive Tottenham target Sandro is ready to walk the walk and talk the talk Tottenham plan Belgium loan move for new Zambian ace Roma close in on Arsenal transfer target  Birmingham and Wolves in battle for Palace star Arsenal starlet is Celtic target Birmingham set to land £11million Aiden McGeady this summer City and United to battle it out for Joe Cole Manchester City lead chase for £6million-rated Cardi... From today's Daily Mirror: West Ham plan triple transfer raid on Birmingham - Exclusive Tottenham target Sandro is ready to walk the walk and talk the talk Tottenham plan Belgium loan move for new Zambian ace Roma close in on Arsenal transfer target  Birmingham and Wolves in battle for Palace star Arsenal starlet is Celtic target Birmingham set to land £11million Aiden McGeady this summer City and United to battle it out for Joe Cole Manchester City lead chase for £6million-rated Cardi... 2010-03-11T09:00:27Z Coyle: 'We're still in a relegation scrap' David Anderson 2010-03-10T16:43:12Z 2010-03-10T22:30:01Z Bolton boss warns his troops they must get back to winning ways against Wigan this weekend Bolton boss warns his troops they must get back to winning ways against Wigan this weekend David Anderson 2010-03-10T22:30:01Z Bans, diving, drink-driving and spitting: The many misdemeanors of El-Hadji Diouf 2010-03-10T17:46:02Z 2010-03-10T16:23:31Z Younger readers would be forgiven for thinking El-Hadji Diouf's first names were 'controversial striker' as the Senegalese forward has been involved in more than his fair share of trouble over the years.Today we learned that Blackburn's spittle enthusiast is now in big trouble after he allegedly assault a woman (at a charity do, obviously), and could face two years in jail for his troubles.This latest misdemeanor is of course just one in a long line of naughtiness that goes back to his earlie... Younger readers would be forgiven for thinking El-Hadji Diouf's first names were 'controversial striker' as the Senegalese forward has been involved in more than his fair share of trouble over the years.Today we learned that Blackburn's spittle enthusiast is now in big trouble after he allegedly assault a woman (at a charity do, obviously), and could face two years in jail for his troubles.This latest misdemeanor is of course just one in a long line of naughtiness that goes back to his earlie... 2010-03-10T16:23:31Z 3PM Extra: The funniest things we've found on the internet today - Wednesday, March 10 2010-03-10T13:30:26Z 2010-03-10T14:55:25Z The former President of the World Society of Friends of Suspenders, a pressure group formed to express disapproval with women wearing tights rather than stockings and sussies, is 74 years young today.Yes, it's happy birthday, Sepp Blatter - one-eyed opponent of video technology, baiter of the Irish and all-round Swiss clown. With a vote on the FIFA presidency due next May, let's hope this is the penultimate occasion on which he gets to blow out the candles while sipping unicorn tears and eati... The former President of the World Society of Friends of Suspenders, a pressure group formed to express disapproval with women wearing tights rather than stockings and sussies, is 74 years young today.Yes, it's happy birthday, Sepp Blatter - one-eyed opponent of video technology, baiter of the Irish and all-round Swiss clown. With a vote on the FIFA presidency due next May, let's hope this is the penultimate occasion on which he gets to blow out the candles while sipping unicorn tears and eati... 2010-03-10T14:55:25Z Ryan Giggs, Diego Maradona, Ricky Villa and the top 10 best dribbled goals 2010-03-10T13:53:44Z 2010-03-10T13:53:44Z Nicklas Bendtner may have taken the match ball home last night - even though he gave away the fact that it was his first treble by being slightly confused as to why he was being given it - but Samir Nasri was the one who really caught the eye with his fabulous solo effort in the second half.It was a superb dribbling run and finish from the young Frenchman that drew comparisons with Ricky Villa's FA Cup Final goal or even Archie's Gemmill's famous strike at the 1978 World Cup.In honour of Nasr... Nicklas Bendtner may have taken the match ball home last night - even though he gave away the fact that it was his first treble by being slightly confused as to why he was being given it - but Samir Nasri was the one who really caught the eye with his fabulous solo effort in the second half.It was a superb dribbling run and finish from the young Frenchman that drew comparisons with Ricky Villa's FA Cup Final goal or even Archie's Gemmill's famous strike at the 1978 World Cup.In honour of Nasr... 2010-03-10T13:53:44Z El-Hadji Diouf could face two year prison sentence after assault MirrorFootball 2010-03-10T18:18:36Z 2010-03-10T12:20:36Z Blackburn striker alleged to have assaulted Senegalese woman Blackburn striker alleged to have assaulted Senegalese woman MirrorFootball 2010-03-10T12:20:36Z Revealed: Find out what was said in the secretly taped England team meetings 2010-03-10T12:50:29Z 2010-03-10T10:31:23Z MirrorFootball can reveal why the FA are so keen to suppress publication of the secretly-taped England team meetings.We have heard part of the clandestine recordings made at the England HQ at the posh Grove hotel in Hertfordshire and the conversations between Fabio Capello and his players go right to the heart of the team's problems.(A door opens and footsteps are heard)Fabio Capello: "Good afternoon everyone and before we start, can I check that everyone's wife or partner - past or present -... MirrorFootball can reveal why the FA are so keen to suppress publication of the secretly-taped England team meetings.We have heard part of the clandestine recordings made at the England HQ at the posh Grove hotel in Hertfordshire and the conversations between Fabio Capello and his players go right to the heart of the team's problems.(A door opens and footsteps are heard)Fabio Capello: "Good afternoon everyone and before we start, can I check that everyone's wife or partner - past or present -... 2010-03-10T10:31:23Z Transfer news, rumours and gossip from Wednesday's papers 2010-03-10T09:12:03Z 2010-03-10T09:12:01Z From today's Daily Mirror: Man City target Sporting Lisbon defensive ace Villa keeping tabs on Spanish midfield star Wolves facing a losing battle to keep Doyle Forest chiefs on collision course over Barnet star Anelka set for new Chelsea deal Bendtner: 'We can win the Champions League' Beckham: 'I'm still scared of Fergie' Babel reveals Anfield confidence crisis Wigan owner Whelan dangles Caribbean carrot as survival reward - Exclusive From today's other papers:Tottenham midfielder W... From today's Daily Mirror: Man City target Sporting Lisbon defensive ace Villa keeping tabs on Spanish midfield star Wolves facing a losing battle to keep Doyle Forest chiefs on collision course over Barnet star Anelka set for new Chelsea deal Bendtner: 'We can win the Champions League' Beckham: 'I'm still scared of Fergie' Babel reveals Anfield confidence crisis Wigan owner Whelan dangles Caribbean carrot as survival reward - Exclusive From today's other papers:Tottenham midfielder W... 2010-03-10T09:12:01Z