Milton Keynes Dons Trinity Mirror Trinity Mirror 2012-02-03T22:35:30Z 2012-02-03T22:31:53Z Heard about the ­goalkeeper who saved money on his mortgage? He went down in ­instalments. “Doctor, doctor, what’s wrong with me?” asked the goalkeeper who lets in five every week.“You’re too fat,” replied the doc.“I would like a second opinion,” said the keeper. “OK, you’re ugly too.” Did you hear about the Scottish goalkeeper who tried to catch the last bus home? The bus went under him. None of these old gags – reprinted here under the Government ­directive which says all jokes must be rec...

Heard about the ­goalkeeper who saved money on his mortgage? He went down in ­instalments. “Doctor, doctor, what’s wrong with me?” asked the goalkeeper who lets in five every week.“You’re too fat,” replied the doc.“I would like a second opinion,” said the keeper. “OK, you’re ugly too.” Did you hear about the Scottish goalkeeper who tried to catch the last bus home? The bus went under him. None of these old gags – reprinted here under the Government ­directive which says all jokes must be rec...

2012-02-03T22:31:53Z James Nursey 2012-01-30T21:52:48Z 2012-01-30T22:29:24Z Hughton and Calderwood worked with midfielder at Newcastle

Hughton and Calderwood worked with midfielder at Newcastle

James Nursey 2012-01-30T22:29:24Z MirrorFootball 2012-01-29T15:49:15Z 2012-01-29T15:49:15Z Former Leeds and Manchester United midfielder will spend the rest of the season with the League One side

Former Leeds and Manchester United midfielder will spend the rest of the season with the League One side

MirrorFootball 2012-01-29T15:49:15Z Clemmie Moodie 2012-01-27T18:41:59Z 2012-01-27T21:59:46Z MK Dons admit surprise as cheeky bid for midfielder succeeds

MK Dons admit surprise as cheeky bid for midfielder succeeds

Clemmie Moodie 2012-01-27T21:59:46Z