http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/clubs/league-one/milton-keynes-dons/ Milton Keynes Dons Trinity Mirror Trinity Mirror http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/opinion/blogs/mirror-football-blog/Wally-Meets-Mike-Walters-interviews-Richard-Lee-Brentford-goalkeeper-with-a-sideline-in-stand-up-comedy-article861049.html Heard about the ­goalkeeper who saved money on his mortgage? He went down in ­instalments. “Doctor, doctor, what’s wrong with me?” asked the goalkeeper who lets in five every week.“You’re too fat,” replied the doc.“I would like a second opinion,” said the keeper. “OK, you’re ugly too.” Did you hear about the Scottish goalkeeper who tried to catch the last bus home? The bus went under him. None of these old gags – reprinted here under the Government ­directive which says all jokes must be rec... Heard about the ­goalkeeper who saved money on his mortgage? He went down in ­instalments. “Doctor, doctor, what’s wrong with me?” asked the goalkeeper who lets in five every week.“You’re too fat,” replied the doc.“I would like a second opinion,” said the keeper. “OK, you’re ugly too.” Did you hear about the Scottish goalkeeper who tried to catch the last bus home? The bus went under him. None of these old gags – reprinted here under the Government ­directive which says all jokes must be rec... Fri, 03 Feb 2012 22:31:53 GMT http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/opinion/blogs/mirror-football-blog/Wally-Meets-Mike-Walters-interviews-Richard-Lee-Brentford-goalkeeper-with-a-sideline-in-stand-up-comedy-article861049.html 2012-02-03T22:31:53Z true http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/transfer-news/Transfer-gossip-Birmingham-want-Alan-Smith-on-Bosman-when-Newcastle-contract-expires-article859491.html Hughton and Calderwood worked with midfielder at Newcastle Hughton and Calderwood worked with midfielder at Newcastle Mon, 30 Jan 2012 22:29:24 GMT http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/transfer-news/Transfer-gossip-Birmingham-want-Alan-Smith-on-Bosman-when-Newcastle-contract-expires-article859491.html James Nursey 2012-01-30T22:29:24Z true http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/transfer-news/Newcastle-transfer-gossip-Alan-Smith-completes-MK-Dons-loan-move-article859057.html Former Leeds and Manchester United midfielder will spend the rest of the season with the League One side Former Leeds and Manchester United midfielder will spend the rest of the season with the League One side Sun, 29 Jan 2012 15:49:15 GMT http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/transfer-news/Newcastle-transfer-gossip-Alan-Smith-completes-MK-Dons-loan-move-article859057.html MirrorFootball 2012-01-29T15:49:15Z true http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/transfer-news/Newcastle-transfer-gossip-Alan-Smith-joining-MK-Dons-on-loan-for-rest-of-season-article858114.html MK Dons admit surprise as cheeky bid for midfielder succeeds MK Dons admit surprise as cheeky bid for midfielder succeeds Fri, 27 Jan 2012 21:59:46 GMT http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/transfer-news/Newcastle-transfer-gossip-Alan-Smith-joining-MK-Dons-on-loan-for-rest-of-season-article858114.html Clemmie Moodie 2012-01-27T21:59:46Z true