Mirror Football Wycombe Wanderers Trinity Mirror Trinity Mirror Wally Meets... Mike Walters interviews Richard Lee, the Brentford keeper with a sideline in stand-up 2012-02-03T22:35:30Z 2012-02-03T22:31:53Z Heard about the ­goalkeeper who saved money on his mortgage? He went down in ­instalments. “Doctor, doctor, what’s wrong with me?” asked the goalkeeper who lets in five every week.“You’re too fat,” replied the doc.“I would like a second opinion,” said the keeper. “OK, you’re ugly too.” Did you hear about the Scottish goalkeeper who tried to catch the last bus home? The bus went under him. None of these old gags – reprinted here under the Government ­directive which says all jokes must be rec... Heard about the ­goalkeeper who saved money on his mortgage? He went down in ­instalments. “Doctor, doctor, what’s wrong with me?” asked the goalkeeper who lets in five every week.“You’re too fat,” replied the doc.“I would like a second opinion,” said the keeper. “OK, you’re ugly too.” Did you hear about the Scottish goalkeeper who tried to catch the last bus home? The bus went under him. None of these old gags – reprinted here under the Government ­directive which says all jokes must be rec... 2012-02-03T22:31:53Z