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My last girlfriend was the archteypal dumb blonde. I bought her water skis for Christmas and she spent the next three weeks searching for a lake with a slope.

Get on Sunderland (10-11), Ipswich (10-11), Boro (1-2) and Cheltenham (11-8). The four-timer with Corals pays 12-1.

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