Liverpool FC launches new fragrance for men

Just in time for the Christmas market Liverpool FC has announced that it's launching a fragrance for men.

L4Men will go head-to-head with the likes of David Beckham, Posh Spice, Paris Hilton and J-Lo on the celeb fragrance rack at your local Boots.

We've not had a sniff of the aftershave yet, but judging by Liverpool's performance on the pitch we've compiled the following aroma notes.

"At first it smells brilliant, but soon fades to nothing"

Along the same lines, here's what a handful of other Premier League team's fragrances might smell like:

Manchester United - "The sweet smell of success tinged with burnt hair. Popular in the Far East"

Tottenham - "Looks promising on paper, but reeks of failure. And Tapas"

Chelsea - "An oily, cosmopolitan fragrance that suits anyone with new money"

Hull - "Surprising and refreshing with a hint of tiger"

Arsenal - "We won't go there"

Got any more suggestions? Let us know over on our 3pm blog .