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Newcastle United's new away kit... and the worst football kits ever

Published 14:42 23/06/09 By By Mirror.co.uk

If Newcastle's new away kit is a reflection of their form last season, then it's absolutely spot on.

This 'terrible' new strip, modelled above by Steven Taylor, will make the Toon Army look like a gang of lemon sherbets every time they step out in it next season.

Newcastle join a long line of clubs to have shocked fans and opposition by wearing awful, truly awful, kits. Marvel at their sartorial horror below.

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