After Ashley Cole, who will be Cheryl's next squeeze?
I get no pleasure from seeing Cheryl and Ashley break up - she's not exactly gonna come wooing me, is she?
It was only a year ago that Cheryl was voted Sexiest Woman - presumably in a survey that didn't include her husband - but now she's reduced to dining out with a suspiciously effeminate American dancer with an annoyingly poncey haircut. His is not much better.
Poor Ashley must be heartbroken. He has taken unmerciful stick for having unprotected texts while wed to the nation's sweetheart but people should remember that a man cannot live on bread alone, no matter how delicious. He must have his crumpet too.
Only eight weeks ago he gave Cheryl some sexy lingerie for Christmas - he had to give it to her after she'd found it in his glove compartment.
Hills believe Cheryl might now want to shun the limelight for a lengthy time and offer 6-1 for her not to be a judge on X-Factor this year and 8-1 to move to the USA full time
Boylesports are betting on the occupation of Cheryl's next date, with dancer 7-4 favourite and actor 3-1. A footballer is 7-1 and a toilet cleaner 500-1.
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