Katie Price is Cristiano Ronaldo's love child, Thierry Henry handball game and Alan Partridge at the FAI - the five best things we've found on the web today

    Football Banter 15:28 20/11/09

    Thank Crunchie it's Friday and thank Crunchie it's 3pm! Time for our daily round up of the five best things we've spotted on the web today. You know w... Read more+

    Thierry Henry is at risk of contracting swine flu: conclusive proof that there IS a God?

      Football Banter 13:34 20/11/09

      The news that Barcelona have been hit by an outbreak of swine flu - the club today confirmed that defender Eric Abidal has been diagnosed with the dis... Read more+

      Top 10 Thierry Henry handball internet virals and funny Photoshopped pictures

        Football Banter 10:29 20/11/09

        Quite apart from being branded a cheat by his fellow professionals, being eternally hated in Ireland and even bearing the brunt of negative media reac... Read more+

        Elen Rives wearing a coat of cats, Thierry Henry being nasty to children and Arsenal stars going wild on the streets - the five best things we've found on the web today

          Every day at 3pm we'll endeavour to make your afternoon go that little bit quicker with the best videos, virals and pictures we've found on the web to... Read more+

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            Footballer narrowly escapes red card for farting in referee's face

              Footballer Levi Foster got a yellow card – for farting in the ref’s face.He was having his boots checked before kick-off when he broke wind.Outraged m... Read more+

              10@10: He should have gone to Specsavers and Shay Given could make the Olympics - Ten things we learned from watching France v Ireland

                1) He should have gone to Specsavers...After missing that hand ball it makes you wonder if the referee left his guide dog and long white stick in the ... Read more+

                Elizabeth Lambert is back and Lionel Messi as Maradona - the five best things we've found on the web today

                  Three is the magic number, and it's also the magic time on MirrorFootball when we bring you the five best things we've found on the web today to help ... Read more+

                  After Arsenal's fancy dress fund raiser, check out these footy stars in crazy clobber

                    After seeing Arsenal's stars in fancy dress raising cash for Great Ormond Street - MirrorFootball's Tim Bailey decided to take a trip down memory lane... Read more+

                    Kit out your Hammerette with Katy Perry lingerie!

                      West Ham acquired a few more fans overseas after Katy Perry's antics during the MTV EMAs earlier in the month.She wore a cheeky corset in claret and b... Read more+

                      10@10: Wayne Kangarooney, Giraffa Benitez and the top 10 really wild footballers

                        In honour of Arsenal's Theo Walcott and Cesc Fabregas dressing up as giant furry animals for charity, MirrorFootball presents the top 10 footballers t... Read more+

                        Cesc Fabregas and Theo Walcott show football's furry side

                          No, this isn't the new range of Arsenal kits for next season, or the launch of a new Arsenal/animal theme park.Instead the Gunners' stars pictured her... Read more+

                          Darren Bent's night vision, exploding pitches and a Leeds loser - the five best things we've found on the web today

                            As it nears 5pm and the clock begins to tick ever more slowly, we have gathered together the five best things we've found on the web today to try and ... Read more+

                            5@10: Chicken breasts, calves' blood and faith healers - the top five most bizarre injury treatments

                              Crocked Arsenal star Robin Van Persie has flown to Serbia to undergo a bizarre treatment on his injured ankle.The Holland striker hopes having placent... Read more+

                              Anfield Rap co-writer Derek B dead at 44

                                Derek B, the London hip-hop artist who co-wrote Liverpool's famous Anfield Rap, has died of a heart attack aged 44.The 1980s star - real name Derek Bo... Read more+

                                Strictly Come Dancing, David Beckham's X Factor and a Grim Grimsby fan - the five best things we've found on the web today

                                  Yes it is Monday, and yet it probably is raining outside, but worry not dear readers, for we have gathered the five best things we can find on the int... Read more+

                                  10@10: Rab C Nesbitt, Jimmy Krankie and the 10 Scots who would do a better job than George Burley

                                    After Scotland's dismal showing in the 3-0 friendly defeat to Wales George Burley is a dead man walking as boss of the Tartan Army.And after just thre... Read more+

                                    Diplomatic crisis hits Ireland v France, Michael Ballack stars in amazing new ad, and yet more women's football violence - the five best things we've found on the web today

                                      Every day at 3pm we'll endeavour to make your afternoon go that little bit quicker by bringing you the best football stuff we've found on the web toda... Read more+

                                      Behind the scenes with David Beckham and Steven Gerrard on the set of new Adidas advert - Video and Pictures

                                        The good thing about being a global sports giant like Adidas is that if you want to get David Beckham, Steven Gerrard and Zinedine Zidane together for... Read more+

                                        Forget Frank Lampard's plane, here's the Top 10 cause of freak football injuries - including puppy pee, stampeding pigs and a collision with a moose!

                                          Reports are circulating today that Frank Lampard's thigh injury could actually have been caused by the FA skimping on the travel arrangements for Engl... Read more+

                                          10@10: Alex Ferguson is a time lord, Jonny 'Hong Kong Phooey' Evans and football's top 10 superheroes

                                            You don't want to make him angry! Porto striker Hulk - first name sadly not 'Incredible' -  is in the Brazil squad preparing to face England on Saturd... Read more+

                                            Jermain Defoe turns into a peacock, Evans and Drogba go Tekken and Francesco Totti gets an '80s makeover - the five best things we've found on the web today

                                              It's 3pm! It's downhill all the way from here to knocking off time so we've gathered the five best things we've found on the tinterweb today to help t... Read more+

                                              10@10 in pictures: Kevin Keegan eats British beef and Thanks but no Yanks - the best football banners

                                                Football banners, much like chants, are a long held tradition in Britain's grounds.The best ones, much like chants, make a point but are also witty an... Read more+

                                                Rio Ferdinand's lookalike and Franck Ribery ribaldry - the five best things we've found on the web today

                                                  It's 3pm! It's downhill all the way from here to knocking off time so we've gathered the five best things we've found on the tinterweb today to help t... Read more+

                                                  10@10: Shark Viduka, Dirk Trout and the top 10 fishy footballers

                                                    After John Terry bagged a 29lb beauty on a recent fishing trip, we present the top 10 footballers who should live in the deep blue sea...1) Dirk Trout... Read more+

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                                                    Should France be forced to replay their World Cup qualifier with Ireland? The Saturday Debate

                                                    Mirror Football Blog 05:00 21/11/09

                                                        Every Saturday we'll be addressing the burning issue that you've been arguing about all week in the ... Read More+

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                                                        Derek McGovern's Liverpool v Manchester City betting special

                                                        Betting Blog 00:34 21/11/09

                                                            Half the Liverpool and Manchester City players who have had 'horse placenta' treatment will be fit f... Read More+

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                                                            Derek McGovern's Bet of the Day and Macca Acca

                                                            Betting Blog 00:31 21/11/09

                                                                Saturday's Bet of the Day: Get on US Open winner Juan Martin del Potro at 11-5 (bet365) to beat Andy... Read More+

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                                                                Why Rafa Benitez needs to release the handbrake - and thrown in Aquilani - to save Liverpool's season

                                                                Mark Lawrenson 23:02 20/11/09

                                                                    Rafa Benitez needs to drop the handbrake and throw in Alberto Aquilani to put Liverpool’s season int... Read More+

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                                                                    Placenta treatments for injuries? When I was at Liverpool we didn't even have a physio!

                                                                    Mark Lawrenson 23:01 20/11/09

                                                                        The best cure for injuries at Liverpool was a treatment room without windows. You would get so bored... Read More+

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                                                                        Why Arsenal face their first major test at Sunderland, and how Henry handball proved we need video technology now

                                                                        Mark Lawrenson 23:00 20/11/09

                                                                            Arsene Wenger faces his first major test in the next couple of games.That test is whether Arsenal ha... Read More+

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                                                                            Manchester United are ready to run amok in the Premier League, warns Wayne Rooney: The Big Saturday Interview

                                                                            Mirror Football Blog 23:00 20/11/09

                                                                                Wayne Rooney has warned the Premier League that Manchester United are ready to embark on a trademark... Read More+

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                                                                                No More Heroes: The Ashton Gate Eight

                                                                                Got Not Got 21:46 20/11/09

                                                                                    "People should never forget in this city that without those eight players there would not be a Brist... Read More+

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                                                                                    Why Roy Keane is right: Henry's handball is done and dusted. Can't we all move on now? By Martin Lipton

                                                                                    Laptop with Martin Lipton 17:12 20/11/09

                                                                                        The row rumbles on and now Thierry Henry has sought to restore his tattered reputation.But FIFA have... Read More+

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                                                                                        Katie Price is Cristiano Ronaldo's love child, Thierry Henry handball game and Alan Partridge at the FAI - the five best things we've found on the web today

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                                                                                            David Beckham in America: 10 things we've learned from Goldenballs' MLS adventure

                                                                                            Mirror Football Blog 14:34 20/11/09

                                                                                                America loves a Comeback Kid and on Sunday night David Beckham could be reborn in the USAEarlier thi... Read More+

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                                                                                                Thierry Henry is at risk of contracting swine flu: conclusive proof that there IS a God?

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                                                                                                    The news that Barcelona have been hit by an outbreak of swine flu - the club today confirmed that de... Read More+

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