Katy Perry pouting in sexy West Ham basque at the MTV EMAs picture special

In possibly the best thing to happen to West Ham United since Trevor Brooking stooped to tie his shoelaces and ended up scoring the winning goal in th... Read more+

Sylvie van der Vaart, Rio rapping, England's ladies in the bath, Phil Neville dissing Gary and Stoke's mascot behaving badly - the five best things we've found on the web today

Every day at 3pm we'll endeavour to make your afternoon go that little bit quicker by bringing you the best football stuff we've found on the web toda... Read more+

10@10: Other internet memes Mike Ashley could introduce to further denigrate sportsdirect.com@St James’ Park

Newcastle fans are, quite justifiably, up in arms about Mike Ashley's decision to rename their historic ground sportsdirect.com@St James’ Park. Howeve... Read more+

The save of the season, the miss of the century, Jamelia, the best MLS goals and a German footie riot - the five best things we've found on the web today

Every day at 3pm we'll endeavour to make your afternoon go that little bit quicker by bringing you the best football stuff we've found on the web toda... Read more+

10@10: The worst refereeing decisions of Sir Alex Ferguson's lifetime (warning: contains petulant behaviour)

Welcome to our new daily topical comedy list, 10@10...Today: Sir Alex Ferguson broke the, er, habit of a lifetime last night to criticise the referee ... Read more+

Posh buys David Beckham two micro pigs for Christmas

Victoria Beckham has bought husband David a crackling Christmas pressie – two micro pigs, writes 3am's Clemmie Moodie.She has splashed out £1,400 on t... Read more+

Ronaldo, Kai Rooney, Spurs, Ronaldinho and Kasabian star in the five funniest things we've found on the web today

Every day at 3pm we'll endeavour to make your afternoon go that little bit quicker by bringing you the funniest football stuff we've found on the web ... Read more+

10@10: More ways that Phil Brown could save money for cash-strapped Hull City

Welcome to our new daily topical comedy list, 10@10...Today: Phil Brown has been told to slash his Hull squad by new chairman Adam Pearson as the club... Read more+

Is David Beckham the new Cristiano Ronaldo? (video)

David Beckham has always been known for his superb long-range passing and his terrific free-kicks. But flicks and tricks? Not so much...Until now that... Read more+

Daily funny 10@10: Other ways Newcastle's players could have decided who left St James' Park

Welcome to our new daily topical comedy list, 10@10...Today: Alan Smith has revealed that a start of season clear the air meeting sorted out the men f... Read more+

Robbie Keane is the world's worst tipster, plus nine other things we learned from this weekend's football

There were Halloween horror shows aplenty in the Premier League this weekend. But what did we learn, asks Dan Silver?Robbie Keane must have been on th... Read more+

Zat Knight Of The Living Dead and other footballers as Halloween characters: Friday Fun

For once Rio Ferdinand's defending won't be the most horrific thing on display this weekend - yes, it's Halloween. And so, to launch our new regular F... Read more+

Daily funny 10 at 10: Things Craig Bellamy could give up when Manchester City qualify for the Champions League:

Welcome to our new daily topical comedy list, 10 at 10.Today: Craig Bellamy has decided he could quit international football if Manchester City make t... Read more+

Moonwalking, Roone Wayney and Stevie Wonder: The bonkers world of TalkSPORT's Mike Parry

Maverick TalkSPORT presenter Mike Parry has been up to his old tricks again, this time getting shirty with Spurs fans at White Hart Lane on Tuesday ni... Read more+

Watch TalkSPORT host and Everton fan Mike Parry get shirty with Tottenham fans (pictures and video)

Mike Parry ended up with a ticking off from stewards after tearing off his top and pretending to confront jeering Spurs fans.The TalkSPORT host and Ev... Read more+

The Comic Relief Park? Who should get naming rights to Newcastle's stadium?

Mike Ashley's all out assault on Newcastle fans continues today with the news that he is not selling the club and he plans to sell naming rights to St... Read more+

Watch two Barnsley fans score against Manchester United in the Carling Cup last night (video)

Barnsley lost 2-0 to Manchester United in the Carling Cup last night, but at least their fans managed to get on the scoresheet.Now MirrorFootball in ... Read more+

Strachan on the attack: The acerbic wit and wisdom of the new Middlesbrough manager

Football reporters everywhere will be shaking in their sheepskin coats today after their great tormentor Gordon Strachan returned to the dug-out as Mi... Read more+

Don't have a stretcher? Use a door instead! (Video)

We all know times are tough in this difficult economic climate, but not this tough surely? Read more+

Coach scores wondergoal from his own technical area - watch here (Video)

Xavi Alonso has done it from the halfway line; so has David Beckham - twice - but Football Banter has never seen a coach score from his own technical ... Read more+

Brian Clough vs David Brent

After Martin O'Neill confessed he gets compared to David Brent because of his focus on team building, MirrorFootball compares the great self-styled 'c... Read more+

Nine goals in nine minutes! Watch what could be the most corrupt game of football ever! (Video)

Now the Premier League might be the best league in the world, but when it comes to truly astonishing football tales you simply cannot whack South Amer... Read more+