10@10: Shark Viduka, Dirk Trout and the top 10 fishy footballers
After John Terry bagged a 29lb beauty on a recent fishing trip, we present the top 10 footballers who should live in the deep blue sea...
1) Dirk Trout
2) Nicky Halibut
3) Sole Campbell
4) Shark Viduka
5) Jody Haddock
6) Micah Pilchards
7) Claude Mackerelele
8) Herring Berg
9) Sardine Windass
10) Quinton Fortuna
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