Keys and Gray: The web's best jokes
The web has treated the suspension of Richard Keys and Andy Gray with the usual respect.
Twitter, forums and inboxes have been clogged up with jokes about the prehistoric pair. And guess what, Richard and Andy - some of them were written by girls and are actually funny! The best Tweets are here:
@ciaranTduffy: Breaking News: Mel Gibson & Ron Atkinson to replace Andy Gray and Richard Keys for Chelsea v Bolton game tonight.
@sidlowe: Keys and Gray suspended for tonight's game. How ironic that they should be suspended for spouting inane, cliched, ill-informed nonsense.
@hofflimits: I heard a female Assistant Referee is going to explain the Equality Act to Andy Gray and Richard keys using condiments on the kitchen table.
@AndyDTownsend: Disappointed in Richard Keys & Andy Gray. In this day and age women in football should be given more respect, especially the attractive ones.
@rdsmithTW: Richard Keys and Andy Gray suspended by Sky - will be spending tonight explaining the "caught offmic" rule to their wives.
@JacobSteinberg: Oh the irony of Richard Keys and Andy Gray getting done by The Mail on Sunday for moaning about political correctness gone mad.
FOR SALE One massive f****** iPad, like new, barely used. Contact: andy.gray@skysports.com
@NijtheRed: Andy Gray and Richard Keys. Coming soon to Thursday night, Channel 5.
@KellyCates Phew am exhausted. Just read about something called "the offside rule". Too much for my tiny brain. Must be damaged from nail polish fumes
@JacquiOatley Filming pilot for new Women's Super League Show. Beat off stiff competition from Andy Gray & Richard Keys
@BarneyRonay: Who's standing in for keys and gray? Lots of choice at sky. There's him him him him him him him him him him and him. And claire tomlinson.
@BrightonAnna: Now available to download: a new game in which Richard Keys and Andy Gray fend off furious women. It's called Angry Birds.
@mrchrisaddison: Bigotry: Noun. The tree Richard Keys and Andy Gray climbed down from.
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