3pm Extra: The best things we've found on the internet today
1) Who says Cristiano Roanldo is pants? (See slideshow above, if you don't want to see a preening millionaire footballer in his pants, look away now).
2) It's not often that words fail us at MirrorFootball . Which is handy, really. But we're struggling to quite get our heads around this new ad for Pepsi. It includes aliens, the Beatles during the Sgt Pepper/Yellow Submarine days (in fact, the whole thing seems to be set in said Yellow Submarine), some other random space monsters... oh, and Fernando Torres. It ends with Nando and the beautiful heroine flying off into the night sky while the theme to Flash Gordon plays in the background. Saviour of the universe? It's rather more important for him to be the saviour of Benitez, we would have thought.
3) Stewart Lee's a funny man. But don't take our word for it, check out this clip where he gives his take on the Ron Atkinson racism row, complete with a discourse on Jimmy Hill and the terrible 'chinism' that has blighted him for years. (Spotted on Who Ate All the Pies)
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