Cristiano Ronaldo's new baby: The web's best jokes about surprise son

Published 15:36 04/07/10

After the amazing news that Cristiano Ronaldo now has sole custody of a baby boy allegedly fathered with an American woman and will raise his son alone , the web has responded with these jokes. Seen any more? Send them to mirrorfootballstaff@mirror.co.uk

* Ronaldo's hiring someone to look after the baby when he's not there. He's used to working with a Nani.

* Cristiano can't wait for baby to take his first faltering step-overs.

* Imagine how proud dad's going to be when the kid throws his toys out of the pram for the first time.

* I guess this proves that Cristiano is not a total w*nker after all...

* The crying, the temper tantrums... the baby's never going to get any rest with all that racket coming from dad's room.

* The boy takes after his father - dribbles constantly.

* Can't wait for the kid's first day at school, on which he'll grass up Kai Rooney for stamping on Ricardo Carvalho Jnr.

* This is going to be great for Cristiano. Taking sole custody of a baby you've had with an unnamed American woman worked out so well for Michael Jackson.

* Apparently the baby's made Ronaldo so tired he's barely been able to get a wink.

* Now there will be more than one dummy in the Cristiano Ronaldo house.

* Let's hope for the mother's sake the baby isn't as big-headed as his dad...

* No need to buy any baby oil. Dad's got loads.

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