Cristiano Ronaldo shows his bum, David Beckham's bedroom habits and more handballs - the five best things we've found on the web today

Published 14:55 23/11/09

It may be Monday and the weather may be more miserable than Roberto Martinez, but don't despair - it's 3pm which means it's time for your five a day!

Yes we've gathered the five best things we've found on the web today to help you get over your Monday blues.

1) Stuck for something to buy your Spanish, football supporting friend for Christmas? Yep, thought so. Lucky for you The Spoiler have found just the thing - a miniature figure of Cristiano Ronaldo doing what, in Spanish, is referred to as a "numero dos". Apparently they're all the rage.

2) Bit of a video-fest for you today, and our first clip is of a handball that would make even Thierry Henry blush. Blatant doesn't begin to describe it...

3) Fight! Fight! Fight! Ah the humble dust-up - such a rare sight to see a real one in football these days, as opposed to two strutting peacocks with perfect hair styles vaguely nodding in each other's direction before being pulled apart by teammates. Thank heavens for the South Americans who still know how to do it. Here are Fluminense of Brazil and Cerro of Paraguay going for it in their Copa Sudamericana semi final. (Props to Who Ate All the Pies for the spot).

4) Perhaps the biggest casualty of the World Cup play-offs was Guus Hiddink's Russia, tarnishing the Dutchman's near-perfect record in getting whichever nation he happens to be managing at the time to major tournaments. Before it all went wrong against Slovenia a Russian TV show produced this cartoon showing Guus as a wizard conjuring up spells to ensure the team's success. Freaky. (Again, thanks to Pies for this one)

5) Despite the claims of a well known football chant, little is actually know about the bedtime habits of Posh and Becks - until now. Stunning revelations like Posh now wears pajamas and "prefers sex to sleep" are all in this interview with David. Feel free to skip this one...