Daily funny 10@10: Other ways Newcastle's players could have decided who left St James' Park
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But how else could the black and white stars have settled their differences?
1) Compete in the Great North Run. Last one over the line packs his bags.
2) Night out on the Newcy Brown. First man to fall over packs his bags.
3) Name that tune (toon?) contest. Last one to identify Fog on the Tyne packs his bags.
4) Mystery guest competition. Last one to be able to tell which one is Ant and which is Dec packs his bags.
5) Karaoke contest. Last one to learn all the words to Blaydon Races packs his bags.
6) Joey Barton reunion night. Last one to have a barney with the lovable midfielder packs his bags.
7) Kevin Keegan lookalike contest. Worst bubble perm packs his bags.
8) Mike Ashley tribute night. Last one to be called a 'greedy fat b*****d' packs his bags.
9) Early morning stroll along Hadrian's Wall. First one to fall off packs his bags.
10) Night out down the Bigg Market. First man to put a shirt on packs his bags.
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