Daily funny 10 at 10: Things Craig Bellamy could give up when Manchester City qualify for the Champions League:
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With that in mind, here's 10 other things the Welsh hitman might like to consider giving up should that momentous day come:
1) Drawing his pension
2) Holidaying to the moon
3) Winning the lottery
4) Being an ambassador for Wales and Scotland's joint 2062 World Cup bid
5) Pulling monkeys from his butt
6) Turning water into wine
7) Changing his great great great grandchildren's nappies
8) Riding unicorns to work
9) His Mensa membership
10) Making ridiculous promises to the press
Any more for any more? Leave your suggestions below... And come back on Monday for more topical 10 at 10 fun
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