Football Valentines: Your funniest love messages from Torres, Tevez, Fergie and more
We've said it before and we'll say it again. MirrorFootball.co.uk readers > all other websites' readers.
When we posted a simple joke Valentine's Day message from Fernando Torres late this afternoon ("Roses are red/My club shirt is blue/I've had lots of misses/But no-one like you") we were immediately inundated with responses using the hashtag #footballvalentines - all much funnier than ours.
Here are the best of your efforts... we love you!
From @stuzie5276: "Roses are red/And now for my Tweet/First rule of football/Stay on your feet"- Ray Wilkins
From @HENRYCRL: "Roses are red/Potatoes are starchy/When will Arsenal get rid of Squillaci?"
From @Harvey_91: "Roses are red/My writing's horrific/If you'd be my Valentine/It'd just be t'riffic" >> Redknapp
From @LDKLUFCAFC: "Man U played in red/We played in blue/It all went t*ts up/And they beat us 8-2"
From @MirrorFootball: "Roses are red/And so is my hooter/Next time I see Suarez/I'll reach for my shooter" >> Fergie
From @apathiara: "Roses are red/Romance is French/So's Samir Nasri, who's warming the bench"
From @Martyjh8: "Roses are red/Violets are blue/Why was I so much?/I haven't a clue" - Andy Carroll
RT @sean_gardner: "Rosie's in the red/But I've got no fears/I was not guilty/But the dog got three years" - 'Arry Redknapp
From @DermotODonnell1: "Roses are red, who needs a bird? what a great shot by that young man, my word" - Ray Wilkins
From @MayoLFC: "Roses are red/I do feel your pain/I can't even imagine/Being married to Wayne" >> John Terry
From @LouisLCFC: "Roses are red/Are you deaf?/My name's Kammy/UNBELIEVABLE JEFF!"
From @amathyst_: "Roses are red/You're sweet like honey/I'd lavish you with gifts/But I love saving money" - Wenger
From @keithseymour: "Roses are red/Fancy some of the other?/You know that we shouldn't/I married your brother" >> Giggs
From @FourFourTom: "Roses are red/Violets are blue/Someone better explain/The offside rule to you"
From @ShaneOMahony2: "Roses are red/I'm from over the border/That boy's no racist/And you're bang out of order" >> Dalglish
From @vinay_dingwaney: "Roses are red/Sometimes they're black/C'mon, it's about time AVB got the sack"
From @TalkSpite1089: "This rose here is red/In a vase you should stash it/If Keys and Gray were here/I'm in no doubt they'd smash it"
From @JordanDWilson: "Roses are red/Violets are blue/I'm pinning all of my hopes on Yakubu" - Steve Kean
From @PaulRussell78: "Roses are red/Violets are blue/I can't kick a ball straight/But I'm faster than you" >> Walcott
From @yeo_lfc: "Roses are red/Emeralds are green/And Stewart Downing/Is yet to be seen"
From @MirrorFootball: "Roses are red/Diamonds are classy/I've come back to England/For a sex romp with Lassie" >> Tevez
From @montiQu: "Pienaar wears dreads/David Luiz is curly/And defends the back line like Laverne & Shirley"
From @TheRedDennis: "Roses are red/The papers stopped fawning/If we lose again/I'll be sacked in the morning" - AVB
From @montiQu: "Roses are broken/like Richard Dunne's shoulder/& David Luiz/Looks just like Noddy Holder"
From @Kristensen7: "Roses are red/But that point is moot/If you f**k up again/I'll give you the boot" - Ferguson
From @AlexHulmes: "Roses are red/But you get on my nerves/No wonder you're in the fackin' reserves" - Redknapp
From @Wana13NUFC: "Roses are Red/Violets are Blue/We've got 2 Dembas/How many have you?" - Alan Pardew
From @MirrorFootball "Roses are red/Chelsea are blue/I've been into football/Since twenty-past two" >> Lovejoy
From @Harry_Newton_: "Roses are red/Carlos took the piss/He must say sorry/Only this!" - Mancini #footballvalentines
From @DermotODonnell1: "@MirrorFootball Roses are red/Fancy the pub?/Which will be Robbie Keane's next boyhood club?"
From @ChrisCityLights: "Roses are red/Chocolate is harder/Torres is worse than Wayne Rooney's barber"
From @mshughes123: "Roses are red/The WORLD'S GREATEST is Bale/LEFT WING JESUS has done nothing but fail"
From @kevin_j_murray: "Roses are red/And so are my panties/This is for United/A bouquet of PELANTIES" - Webb
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