Tweet my Goal! The funniest comments from Bolton's 2-1 win over Arsenal
These, however, are the funniest Tweets on the game from our @MirrorFootball feed :
Pre-match predictions
@kriskulur
My Prediction Some old french guy "This team has character,the way they played is commendable.We will fight till the end "
@TomasSheehan123
my prediction was 2-0 to arsenal but as I was typing bolton pulled 2 back
@msalter2009
predict Wenger gets sent off for abusing the water bottle.
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@MirrorFootball
Arsenal have hit woodwork 20 times this season - more than anyone else. Expect a Gunners campaign to make goals a foot bigger on each side
@AverageCynic
If the FA turned down Torres' request to have goals the width of the pitch, they won't listen to Arsenal.
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@MirrorFootball Wenger looking remarkably cheery today. Must be the satisfying knowledge that his 'project' is going so well
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On Super Kevin Phillips' commentary
@MirrorFootball
Sky commentator Kevin Phillips asking for the ref to show some "sistenzy". Whatever that is
@DaveCarroll90
And that 'Miumbu' shouldn't have been booked
@mikeyh87
who's fabrice 'meeyamba'?
(We think he meant Fabrice Muamba)
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@MirrorFootball Fantastic chance for Bolton's Lee there but tried to pass instead of shooting when thru on goal - did he think he was playing for Arsenal?
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@MirrorFootball
Crikey! Arsenal Do know how to shoot from outside the area. Nasri wide...
@AverageCynic
Arsenal took a shot from outside the penalty area. I'm looking out the window for a plague of locusts.
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After Daniel Sturridge puts Bolton 1-0 up
@KingSi
The Arsenal defence is as open as a tomb on Easter!
@GnomeRepublic
Wenger wasn't shocked by the terrible defending, he just found out that Torres scored. #wherewereyouwhenTorresscored?
It was only a matter of time until the egg jokes started...
@chakakahan
Arsenal will need to EGGsert a lot of pressure on Bolton if they want a result here
@alecweston
I missed the goal was it a goalmouth SCRAMBLE or was it POACHED by sturridge?
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After Robin van Persie equalised
@MirrorFootball Van Pers is the first player to score in seven Prem away games on the bounce. #dedicationswhatyouneed
@MirrorFootball
Wenger getting very frustrated on the touchline. Did the Easter bunny not visit his house this year?
@AverageCynic
He had the chance to sign the Easter Bunny in the January window, but instead opted to stick with Almunia.
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Then Tamir Cohen scores at the death to seal a 2-1 win and virtually end Arsenal's title hopes. Arsene Wenger takes out his frustration on a water bottle.
@Aphiss The real victims here are the water bottles. #justice
@MirrorFootball Wenger calls title chances "minimal" in post match interview. #optimist
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