Tweet my Goal! The funniest comments from Reading 2-4 Swansea
Swansea are in the Premier League after beating Reading 4-2 with a Scott Sinclair hat-trick.
These were the funniest tweets on the game from our @MirrorFootball feed :
Pre-match thoughts...
@richard_lfc Hope Swansea win for Everton fans, so they get to visit another country to watch their team play.
@Lord_Meadowvale The Royals are allowed to kill Swans aren't they?
And a word for Reading's chairman...
@MirrorFootball Still amazed John Madejski broke up with Cilla. Surely once you've had Black, you never go back.
@GMMJohnson I heard she kept jumping out in her underwear shouting "surprise, surprise"...
But there was a nasty scheduling clash...
@MirrorFootball Hate to point this out, but On Her Majesty's Secret Service is on ITV. Definitely best Bond book, arguably best Bond film.
@CovFan recording it so I have all the time in the world to watch it #louisarmstrongjokes
@jshaw111 I'm watching On Her 'Madejski' Secret Service.
Swansea got off to a brilliant start and our thoughts were with Scott Sinclair's TV girlfriend
@MirrorFootball I think it's fair to say Rosie Webster will be busy tonight...
Then it was two...
@richard_lfc Not even a Chilean miner could get Reading out of this hole.
And soon the Royals were 3-0 down through Stephen Dobbie...
@MirrorFootball "Oh Dobbie, let me chew on your weird hair" #peepshow
At half-time, Reading had a mountain to climb...
@MirrorFootball Paging Mr Benitez. Paging Mr Benitez. Please report to the Reading dressing room asap.
Especially since one of their subs had been sent off from bench for foul language
@MirrorFootball Re: Jay Tabb. It's not the first time an arse has dominated news of the Royals #pippamiddleton
And our thoughts turned to who their manager most resembles...
@marcetuc Anyone else think that McDermott looks like @RealMattLucas in a suit? Anyone? No? Anyone? Dust?
@Big_G_aroo More like that chef Greg Wallace.
@Sara_156 He looks like Heston Blumenthal!!!!!!
@MirrorFootball Also Dr Bunsen Honeydew.
The Royals struck back right away...
@MirrorFootball 3-1. Reading have scored with a header. If I remember right Smicer scores now before someone knocks in a penalty rebound.
And then made it 3-2...
@MirrorFootball Just imagining the Reading fans who left and drove home at half-time. "No, don't even put the radio on. Let's just get back for tea".
@MirrorFootball I'm almost tweetless at this. What a classic.
@MirrorFootball The only thing involving Swans more entertaining than this was Natalie Portman getting off with Mila Kunis.
As @MirrorFootball closed in on 30,000 Twitter followers, Sinclair completed his hat-trick
@MirrorFootball Odds on Reading cutting down the nets: 2/1. Odds on Rosie Webster ending up naked in them: Evens.
@MirrorFootball BTW, if searches for "Rosie Webster naked" don't get us over 30k Twitter followers, I give up.
And the final whistle blew...
@MirrorFootball This is really going to confuse people who call it the EPL. Congratulations Swansea.
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