It's Colgate Total football! In honour of the Stamford Bridge brusher, 10 footballers who've gone completely dental
1) Gianfranco Molar
2) Teeth Bertschin
3) Jeremy Floss
4) Plaque Rodwell
5) Dentist Wise
6) Carlo Gnashers
7) Flouride Malouda
8) Ian Brush
9) Bryan Gum
10) Kevin Rinse-Boateng
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