Jonny Evans is a Jedi, kung-fu kicking and warring female footballers - the five best things we've found on the web today

By Mirror Football in Football Banter

Published 14:54 10/11/09

Time for our daily look at the best stuff doing the rounds on the web.

Grab yourself a cup of tea and enjoy today's football-based offerings from the world wide web.

1) Chelsea striker Didier Drogba may have something of a reputation for going down a touch too easily when under pressure from opponents, but Martin Atkinson's decision to book him on Sunday after Jonny Evans had kicked him the chest was baffling. The Offside.com have worked out six reasons why the Drog may have been carded - our favourite is 'Jonny Evans is a Jedi'.

2) You really don't see enough Premier League football stars dressing up in over-sized comedy animal costumes. Thank God Arsenal at least are doing their best to remedy this. Check out this snap at Who Ate All the Pies for Cesc, Theo and Andriy in the fetching garb.

3) What do you if you get three of the best midfielders of the past decade in the same room together? Well, if you're adidas, you clearly soak them with hoses and get them to belt a few balls around! Mind you, they're pretty good at it... even if they are wet through!

4) Back to the gratuitous violence now, and this chap puts Eric Cantona's kung-fu kicking ability to shame.

5) Football? Check. Women? Check. Fighting? You betcha. This clip from a high school girls' match in the USA has it all - watch out for the poor old referee who thinks he should probably be pulling these girls apart but obviously isn't sure if any physical contact would be inappropriate...