Katy Perry plans West Ham trip, Russell Brand sings Bubbles, Sven stars in Kleenex ad and women footballers get dirty - the five best things we've found on the web today

By Dan Silver in Football Banter

Published 15:03 06/11/09

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Every day at 3pm we'll endeavour to make your afternoon go that little bit quicker by bringing you the best football stuff we've found on the web today.

Here's today's Top 5:

1) You're lucky to get anything at all today as, frankly, we've spent the entire day drooling over Katy Perry pouting in a sexy West Ham basque at the MTV EMAs . Even more good news for West Ham fans: Russell Brand is taking her to Upton Park on Sunday . Hammers fans: start working on those chants now...

2) While we're on the subject of Russell Brand, here's our old mucker's appearance on the Jimmy Fallon show from September. Fast forward to about 4minutes in to hear him serenade the US talkshow host with a chorus of West Ham chant I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles.

3) Yet more proof that you can never have too much money. Sven Goran Eriksson is clearly not a man who's short of a few bob, and yet here he is schilling tissues. Sven, Sven, Sven...

4) Forget the Premier League's red card bonanza last week; if you want real on-field bitchiness, look to the women's game. This match-up between BYU and New Mexico degenerated to the point of hair-pulling - Andriy Voronin: you have been warned... (props to Who Ate All The Pies for the spot)

5) There's few things - Katy Perry in West Ham clobber aside - that we like better than seeing a fan making an utter tit of himself. So here's a beaut from IFK Gothenburg v AIK Stockholm. Enjoy! (props to 101 Great Goals for the spot)