Balotelli jinxed! Building site keepy-up chaos! Cruel but hilarious MLS fans!

Bringing you the best football videos on the web, every day at 3pm. Here's today's packet of three:

1) This MUST be a fake. Mustn't it?

2) But this, my friends, is all too real. We're in Major League Soccer, where Kansas City Wizards' head coach Peter Vermes has just been arrested for drink driving. And fans of the rival Philadelphia Union aren't going to let him forget it...

Here we are near the start of their mass taunting session...

And here's the final countdown. God bless those shy, retiring Philly sports fans...

3) And finally, Manchester City's Mario Balotelli is out for another six weeks after being injured on his debut. It's almost like things started going wrong for him the minute he was unveiled by City...

Bonus feature For those of you who were denied it yesterday when a spoilsport removed the video, here's another chance to see the amazing Singapore S-League brawl between Young Lions and Beijing Guoan

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