Octagenarian Pussy! Live and Let Dive! GoldenPea! 10 great Man United-style James Bond film posters
Manchester United have decided that the best way to keep their stars out of trouble at this year's Christmas party is to hold the event at Old Trafford... and fill it with showgirls.
Yes, the Bond-themed A Night in Monte Carlo bash will feature gambling tables, ice sculptures and, yes, showgirls. Sir Alex Ferguson will be there to run the rule over his charges, and it's even been reported that the players' WAGS have been invited too.
Hopefully the United stars will get into the theme and recreate some of the secret agent's classic movie looks.
And in case they need some inspiration, here's MirrorFootball's Top 10 Manchester United does James Bond film posters.
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