Manchester United play the Ryder Cup, heart attack goal celebration and half-way line goal

By Mirror Football in Football Banter

Published 16:04 12/10/10

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Bringing you the best football videos on the web, every day at 3pm. Here's another pack of three...

1) Here's Scotland Under 21s striker Chris Maguire doing something that will hardly stand him in good stead if he graduates to the senior side - scoring a goal. And not only that, but scoring an absoltue corker from the centre circle straight from kick off of the second half. It may have been a cracker of a strike, but Scots fans will be relieved to know that it eventually counted for nothing, as Iceland won the match 2-1.

2) Ever wondered what would happen if members of the Manchester United squad re-enacted the Ryder Cup? No? Well here it is anyway - although we must point out that the "Americas" team is made up entirely of Brazilians, so it's not entirely true to real life.

3) Zany goal celebrations have become rather popular lately, largely thanks to the efforts of the Icelandic funsters FC Stjarnan. Most of theirs were amusing little tableaus like the human bicycle and the 'catching the fish' routine. Maybe Santiago Silva of Velez Sarsfield should have a re-think of his own efforts. We're not really sure how funny faking a seizure really is. (Spotted on Off the Post)

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