How many chairs would Wayne Rooney need on The Jeremy Kyle Show? The Man United pub quiz questions revealed!
Former Manchester United striker Andy Cole has revealed that Manchester United run hotly-contested quiz nights which are 'fiddled' by Sir Alex Ferguson so he always wins .
MirrorFootball's Chris Bloor runs through some of the questions we expect keep cropping up...
Geography round
1)
Do you know where the rock of Gibraltar can be found?
2) Which professional football club has Manchester in its name but actually plays in another city and has its core support in Yeovil?
Entertainment round
1)
How many people will Rio Ferdinand have to merk before one of his pranks is funny?
2) If Wayne Rooney went onto the Jeremy Kyle show, how many chairs would need to be put out?
History round
1)
In what year was football invented? (Suggested answer: 1992)
2) How many Premier League titles have Liverpool won, to the nearest none?
Arts and Literature round
1)
How many autobiographies will Wayne Rooney publish before he actually learns to read one?
2) What are 'art' and 'literature' anyway?
Science and Nature round
1) From which member of the animal kingdom is Wayne Rooney descended?
2) How long did it take scientists to genetically engineer Wes Brown into the form of a baked bean?
Sports and Leisure round
1) How many men can Gary Neville get away with kissing before people begin to wonder if it's not just a celebration?
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