3PM Extra: The best videos we've found on the internet today - Wednesday, March 17

By Mirror Football in Football Banter

Published 15:08 17/03/10

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It's almost Guinness o'clock! But if you've already exhausted our amazing St Patrick's Day Irish football legends archive special , then here's some ace footy vids to help while away the time until you can stuff your face with potato and cabbage and fall down drunk in the street in the name of religious martyrs.

1) Following hot on the heels of Alan Shearer's legendarily brusque newspaper interview last week , we present further evidence that Wor Alan could well be the most curmudgeonly man in football. Here he is flatly refusing to don a Sunderland shirt on The One Show for Sport Relief's admirable Shirt of Hurt campaign. The miserable get.

2) Popular Saturday morning football show Soccer AM has a long-standing feature in which teams take the 'crossbar challenge' and attempt to hit the crossbar by shooting from the centre circle. Betfair clearly like this segment, because they've ripped it off wholesale for this viral, although it does feature the Manchester United first team rather than the usual lower league journeymen Helen Chamberlain and co roll out...

3) If you've ever thought football was a good game and all, but would be improved no end if it was played by flamboyantly-attired transvestites, then you've either done far too much plant food, or you almost certainly work for Heineken's ad agency. Either way, it's possibly time for a rethink on where your life's heading...

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