Snow joke: 10 funny things we learned from football's big freeze
1) Well done to West Ham, who now have one more point than two snowflakes.
2) Poor old Avram Grant, though. He can't even win a postponement
3) And you've got to feel sorry for Sunderland. Only two games on and theirs still deserved to be last on Match Of The Day.
4) A lot of controversy about Chelsea v Man United being postponed early. With both sets of fans travelling from so close, surely the decision could have waited until Sunday lunchtime?
5) In fact, there are rumours that Chelsea have asked for the game to be replayed in 2005 instead.
6) No arguments about the Emirates call-off though. The last time there was that much white powder at Arsenal was when Paul Merson sneezed in 1994.
7) All the statistics show that this is the worst-ever winter for football. Well, apart from Jeff Winter.
8) West Ham's keeper was only the second-best Boffin of the day. The winner must be the Qatari scientist who arranged for 10 inches of snow to be dumped on the UK so we'd all stop moaning about why a winter World Cup is daft.
9) Gabby Logan told BBC viewers: "There's not enough football off to keep Garth Crooks from the Final Score studio". So, pray for a blizzard next time.
10) One last point: What happens if the Pools Panel get snowed in?
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