Wash Ngog and the Top 10 nicknames in football
Liverpool striker, David Ngog is, MirrorFootball has discovered, hilariously nicknamed 'Wash' by his Anfield team-mates. Good, eh?
But how about this lot for the best nicknames in football...?
Kiki
Chris
Musampa (FC Metz)
One Size
Fitz Hall (QPR)
John
Tumble
Dreyer (ex-Luton)
Brian
Choccy
McClair (ex-Man United)
Neil
Dissa
Pointon (ex-Everton)
Gordon
Jukebox
Durie (ex-Chelsea)
Kevin
Zinedine
Kilbane (Hull)
Thimothee Atoube
Toothpaste
(Ajax)
David
Calamity
James (Portsmouth)
Andy
Mabawsa
Ritchie (ex-Man United) (you need to say it in a comedy Scottish accent!)
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