Wash Ngog and the Top 10 nicknames in football

Liverpool striker, David Ngog is, MirrorFootball has discovered, hilariously nicknamed 'Wash' by his Anfield team-mates. Good, eh?

But how about this lot for the best nicknames in football...?

Kiki Chris Musampa (FC Metz)
One Size Fitz Hall (QPR)
John Tumble Dreyer (ex-Luton)
Brian Choccy McClair (ex-Man United)
Neil Dissa Pointon (ex-Everton)
Gordon Jukebox Durie (ex-Chelsea)
Kevin Zinedine Kilbane (Hull)
Thimothee  Atoube Toothpaste (Ajax)
David Calamity James (Portsmouth)
Andy Mabawsa Ritchie (ex-Man United) (you need to say it in a comedy Scottish accent!)

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