What other footballers should follow Rio Ferdinand's lead and start producing movies?
Rio Ferdinand might currently be starring in his own personal disaster movie on the pitch, but he's making a very different kind of film off of it.
The Manchester United defender is embarking on a second career as a producer, investing a large chunk of cash in Dead Man Running, a gritty gangster flick starring Omid Djalili, Danny Dyer and, er, 50 Cent. Masochists can see the fruits of his labours when the film hits screens on October 30.
All of which, naturally, got us thinking: what other movies should our top footballers get involved in?
Here's our best suggestions. As ever, leave yours in the comments box below...
1) Fernando Torres and Steven Gerrard - Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid
Liverpool's dynamic duo are naturals for the buddy movie: two kindred spirits facing relying on each other's talents to overcome insurmountable odds in the face of adversity (and amateurish team-mates). A Butch Cassidy... remake would be perfect - much like Liverpool's title campaigns, it even ends with a noble failure.
2) Sir Alex Ferguson - The Longest Day
Complete with an entirely unnecessary Director's Cut that adds an extra five minutes on to the end of the film for no discernible reason whatsoever.
3) Mark Hughes - Brewster's Millions
Hilarity ensues as our hapless manager is given £250million to spend - with the catch that he must blow it all on over-priced players before the end of the January transfer window. The tragicomic finale, in which Sparky desperately tries to blow his last £60million on Sergio Aguero, is a real humdinger.
4) Arsene Wenger - any black-and-white French film
Intelligent, absorbing and ever-so-slightly over-complicated, M. Wenger's celluloid masterpiece is a big hit with the chin-stroking metropolitan critics,thanks to its cosmopolitan cast, but fails to win any of the big prizes.
5) David Beckham - No Country For Old Men
This gritty drama follows an ageing figure as he attempts to beat time and help his nation one last time, against all the odds.
6) Ryan Giggs - My Left Foot
The beguiling tale of a moody, unassuming genius who rose from humble Celtic beginnings to amaze the world with his magical left foot.
7) Mick McCarthy - Dances With Wolves
The Molineux boss is in Oscar-winning form in his prestigious role as Frowns A Lot, as he attempts to conquer the Wild West (Midlands) before he gets banished to the badlands (of the Coca-Cola Championship).
8) Harry Redknapp - Cheaper By The Dozen
Heartwarming family comedy, featuring loveable comic favourite 'Arry Redknapp, as he gets ready for the transfer window. There's laughs aplenty as 'Arry makes a bid for Jermain Defoe!
9) Jamie Carragher, Martin Skrtel and Glen Johnson - The Thin Red Line
Brutal, harrowing drama, chronicling a tight-knit band of brave brothers as they bid to defend their cause, before getting blown apart by opposing forces. Not for viewers of a nervous disposition.
10) Sven-Goran Eriksson - Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves
Implausible fairy-tale set in deepest Nottingham, as our hero takes large amounts of cash off the rich for his dashing, daring deeds. Look out for the (very) brief cameo from Sol Campbell. The first half of the film is great, but the second reel, not so good…
Watch David Beckham's amazing table football trickshot
Mirror Football Blog 11:11 11/02/12We all know what David Beckham can do on a real football pitch, but it seems old Goldenballs is pret... Read More+
Why farcical forced pre-match handshakes should be scrapped
Mark Lawrenson 08:01 11/02/12The pre-match handshake is a meaningless farce and should be scrapped. You shake the hand of an oppo... Read More+
Jose would be perfect for Spurs but Harry could manage England part-time anyway
Mark Lawrenson 08:00 11/02/12Jose Mourinho would be the perfect choice for Tottenham. And surely Spurs would be a great fit for h... Read More+
What are the odds Suarez and Evra swap shirts at the final whistle? Derek McGovern's Bets of the Day
Betting Blog 22:00 10/02/12The FA reckon Luis Suarez and Patrice Evra should shake hands when they come face to face on Saturda... Read More+
United v Liverpool has always been spiky... but it used to be about football too
Brian Reade 20:59 10/02/12We should have sacked Capello two years ago Why Moyes is the right man for Spurs Those who think to... Read More+
We should have sacked Capello two years ago
Brian Reade 20:58 10/02/12United v Liverpool has always been spiky... but it used to be about football too Why Moyes is the ri... Read More+
Why Moyes is the right man for Spurs
Brian Reade 20:57 10/02/12United v Liverpool has always been spiky... but it used to be about football too We should have sac... Read More+
Watch video of Sami Khedira and Lena Gercke's steamy GQ photo shoot
Mirror Football Blog 15:52 10/02/12It's a tough life being a top footballer part 3,876: poor old Sami Khedira. Not only is he forced to... Read More+
3PM Extra: Joe Hart's fart, when mascots attack and Turkish team's bus collides with express train
Football Banter 15:38 10/02/12Presenting quality football videos from the interweb, daily at 3pm. Here's today's collection: 1) We... Read More+
Why does snow and extreme weather bring out the best in football fans?
Ian Winwood 14:09 10/02/12A few years ago, on the weekend before Christmas I went with my mum to see Barnsley play at Queens P... Read More+
Simon Bird's Premier League previews and predictions (Week 25)
Mirror Football Blog 12:09 10/02/12'Arry'll put a smile on those poor England boys' faces. Yeah, 'Arry's a man manager. Arm round the s... Read More+
The Best XI Liverpool vs Manchester United games
Mirror Football Blog 11:25 10/02/12The MirrorFootball Best XI is our new feature celebrating the very best of the beautiful game. Each ... Read More+










