Watch Carlos Tevez reinvent himself as a rap star (Video)

Forget the goals agaisnt Man City and Wigan. Frankly, if Fergie doesn't sign him up after this, then he never will: Props to 101 Great Goals for th... Read more+

See Rio Ferdinand, Theo Walcott and other England stars get their bowels out (Video)

Here's a load of current England stars (and Micah Richards...) doing their very worthy bit to promote awareness of bowel cancer. And for the ladies,... Read more+

I'll be Becks Goldenballs's latest Motorola advert (video)

Is the reason David Beckham thinks he can go on playing until 50, as he was recently quoted as saying, because he is really a machine, and not all h... Read more+

Watch Manchester City target Neymar star in new Nike viral (Video)

A while back Football Banter broke the news that Manchester City were keeping tabs on the latest Brazilian teenage sensation Neymar. And now it see... Read more+

Watch Teddy Sheringham playing with his balls. Literally. (Video)

We've got quite an amusing story about Teddy Sheringham, an awards ceremony and a taxi cab, but sadly it will have to wait for another time. In the ... Read more+

Watch former Chelsea star Adrian Mutu start his new job as an office gopher (Video)

Former Chelsea striker Adrian Mutu is best known in this country for failing a drugs test. His rehabilitation in Italy appears to be going well, ho... Read more+

Watch Andriy Shevchenko get a football lesson from an American (Video)

Let's hope Ukranian star Andriy Shevchenko is as understated against England tonight as he is in this actually pretty funny advert for ESPN. Props ... Read more+

Watch former Manchester United star Henrik Larsson bullying a child to flog cereal (Video)

Regular Football Banter readers will know the only thing we love more than football stars taking the corporate shil is when they also make themselve... Read more+

Watch Thierry Henry literally blow up a car with a football (Video)

The ever-excellent Danny Baker has recently been asking listeners to call his 606 show with examples of the awesome power of the football. So far n... Read more+

Watch 'The Mackem Mover' take the corporate shill (Video)

Is nothing sacred anymore? A couple of months ago, The Mackem Mover was just another mildly eccentric football fan. The kind you might laugh at if ... Read more+

Watch Ray Winstone wade in to the FA's Respect campaign (Video)

Who better to demand parents show a bit more decorum on the touchline of their kids' football matches than top Hollywood hardman Ray Winstone? Presu... Read more+

Watch Eric Cantona star in new Renault advert (Video)

The credit crunch must be hitting hard over at Caslte Cantona. How else to explain the great one dusting off his eccentric enigma act once more to ... Read more+

Watch ace new beer advert for men who love football (and, secretly, each other)

The Manic Street Preachers once opined that all rock 'n' roll was homosexual. Sol clearly belive the same about football, if this new ad is anything... Read more+

Roma penalty flop Mirko Vucinic can't even score in his own adverts... (Video)

The tension of Arsenal's dramatic Champions League penalty shoot-out win last night was relieved somewhat by the efforts of Mirko Vucinic. His spot ... Read more+

What are Cristiano Ronaldo and Zlatan Ibrahimovich thinking in this picture?

Ronnie and, er, Zlatty will be wearing a new Nike boot in tonight's Champions League match-up. But what do you think they're thinking about each ot... Read more+

Watch Valencia winger Joaquin get upstaged by man boob sporting ball juggler (Video)

What would advertising agencies do without the internet? This new viral sends up Nike's classic clip in which Ronaldinho repeated kicked a football ... Read more+

Watch Brazilian stars Robinho and Ronaldinho run rings round Italy in new Nike ad

Nike have put together a new ad featuring footage from the recent friendly between Brazil and Italy at the Emirates. Brazil won the game thanks to ... Read more+

Watch Kaka star in brilliant new Sony advert

Sony have succeeded where Manchester City failed by getting AC Milan ace Kaka to sign on the dotted line. Admittedly, it was just for an advert, rat... Read more+

Watch Wayne Rooney get nutmegged by a 15 year old (Video)

More Nike-related fun and games as Wayne Rooney gets upstaged on the shoot of a new advert by the super-skills of cheeky 19 year-old Callum Roberts.... Read more+

Watch Cristiano Ronaldo and Cesc Fabregas battle it out in new Nike ad

There may be a massive Cesc Fabregas-shaped hole in Arsenal's midfield at the moment, but thanks to magic of advertising, Gunners fans can see their... Read more+

Watch Dan Gosling's Everton v Liverpool FA Cup goal recreated by Tic Tacs

OK, so this isn't very funny, but it's a slow day for the Banter blog, so I thought I'd stick it up anyway: Remember how loads of ITV viewers were f... Read more+

David Beckham to start advertising pubs?

Now that David Beckham is officially the new Bobby Moore, can we also expect to start extoling the virtues of a night on the fags and lager down the... Read more+