Watch Steve McClaren suffer a shickening last-gasp defeat in Holland (Video)

    Football Banter 16:48 11/08/09

    You've got to feel for Steve McClaren.Last season, in his first competitive game at FC Twente his Dutch side was battered 6-0 by Arsenal in the Champi... Read more+

    Watch the video that inspired Barcelona to beat Manchester United in the Champions League (Video)

    Football Banter 00:53 03/06/09

    Want to know why Barcelona seemed so up for the Champions League final last week? Well, apparently it was all down to this motivational video, put t... Read more+

    Thierry Henry and Lionel Messi lead Manchester United a merry dance...

    Football Banter 16:32 28/05/09

    Thierry Henry and Lionel Messi celebrate the Champions League final win with a re-enactment of Torvill and Dean's 1984 gold-medal-winning Bolero ro... Read more+

    Manchester United Champions League final jokes start...

    The only thing that can bring football fans almost as much joy as their own team's success is the failure of their bitter rivals. Chelsea were the ... Read more+

    Champions League Final Live Blog

    10:18 PM: sanglesey And the final contribution via text tonight - a frind writes: 'Now City are the only Manchester club unbeaten in European final... Read more+

    Thierry Henry and Ryan Giggs to wear new Reebok boots in Champions League final

    Forget Gary Megson as the ginger Mourinho and meet the ginger Thierry Henry... Barcelona's ex Arsenal striker will be unveiling some new Reebok bo... Read more+

    Cristiano Ronaldo not impressed with Cristiano Dior nickname

    Cristiano Ronaldo always gets plenty of stick off his Manchester United team-mates for his over-the-top taste in clothes. But the fashion-mad Portug... Read more+

    Chelsea Champions League jokes

    As predicted yesterday, there are indeed plenty of people out there taking joy in Chelsea's Champions League misfortune. Ballack Hill V Benny Hill ... Read more+

    Watch what really happened when Joe Cole turned pundit for Chelsea v Liverpool (video)

    Watching Steven Gerrard exude a world-weary ennui in the Sky Sports studio during their coverage of Liverpool's astonishing 4-4 draw with Arsenal la... Read more+

    Watch Arsene Wenger prove he ain't no dancer (Video)

    Remember those pesky contractual grounds that stopped us bringing you Cristiano Ronaldo's wonder goal? Well, we've decided to ignore them on the gro... Read more+

    Why Chelsea will win the Champions League this season FACT!

    Ok, so here's a thing: Since Real Madrid last won the European Cup in 2001/02 season, the team that knocked them out has lost to the eventual winner... Read more+

    Chelsea v Liverpool: Watch Phil Thompson get very excited indeed (Video)

    It doesn't take much to get Sky Sports News pundit Phil Thompson excited - Liverpool getting a corner will usually do it - so imagine what he was li... Read more+

    Watch Thierry Henry force feed his studs to Bayern Munich's keeper (Video)

    Barcelona hardly broke sweat in their 4-0 Champions League win last night, although they did nearly break Bayern Munich goalkeeper Jorg Butt's face.... Read more+

    Jose Mourinho, Denilson and Ronnie Irani in this week's 3PM odds and sods

    LEAST SURPRISING REVELATION OF THE WEEK From Thursday's Daily Mirror: "A football supporter claims Jose Mourinho gave him a special one - by punchin... Read more+

    Watch MUTV caller compliment Gary Pallister on his tackle (Video)

    Jose Mourinho wasn't the only one who had an unexpected end to his Old Trafford adventure last night. While the Special One was allegedly showing of... Read more+

    Roma penalty flop Mirko Vucinic can't even score in his own adverts... (Video)

    The tension of Arsenal's dramatic Champions League penalty shoot-out win last night was relieved somewhat by the efforts of Mirko Vucinic. His spot ... Read more+

    What are Cristiano Ronaldo and Zlatan Ibrahimovich thinking in this picture?

    Ronnie and, er, Zlatty will be wearing a new Nike boot in tonight's Champions League match-up. But what do you think they're thinking about each ot... Read more+

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