Chris Waddle in Kazakh thrashing

Football Banter 00:11 08/06/09

Chris Waddle put on a brave face but the defeat clearly hurt him. The former Spurs and Marseille star had turned out for the England Press XI again... Read more+

Glenn Hoddle still worshipping at the altar of Kenny G

Football Banter 15:30 04/05/09

Could one half of the genius partnership behind Diamond Lights be coming out of musical retirement? Glenn Hoddle was spotted at London's Royal Albe... Read more+

See Rio Ferdinand, Theo Walcott and other England stars get their bowels out (Video)

Football Banter 14:48 23/04/09

Here's a load of current England stars (and Micah Richards...) doing their very worthy bit to promote awareness of bowel cancer. And for the ladies,... Read more+

Watch the great granny aerobics/England football Fat Les mash up (Video)

One of the internet's great 'WTF?!?' moments: Props to Anorak for the spot Follow Dan Silver on Twitter for all the latest Mirror.co.uk Sport upda... Read more+

Watch Andriy Shevchenko clowning around as a boy band member (Video)

Frankly, we have no idea what's going on in this clip, but apparently the bloke second from the right is Ukranian hitman Andriy Shevchenko. Send you... Read more+

Watch Andriy Shevchenko get a football lesson from an American (Video)

Let's hope Ukranian star Andriy Shevchenko is as understated against England tonight as he is in this actually pretty funny advert for ESPN. Props ... Read more+

What do you think of the new England shirt?

So, what do you make of Umbro's new England shirt, many pictures of which you can find here. A pointless straw poll in the office threw up a mixed v... Read more+

Watch David Beckham get stitched up by a Slovakian 'comedian' (Video)

Apologies for being slow on the uptake on this one, but we had the pleasure of a business trip to Liverpool at the end of last week. And while we're... Read more+

John Salako: The day Gazza hit the shorts in style

England's new polo shirt might be a fashion disaster, but it's not the most repulsive Three Lions kit of all time. That would have belonged to John ... Read more+

Watch David Beckham and the England team clown around with Gavin & Stacey star James Corden (Video)

His new BBC3 sketch show might be more Titus Bramble than Rio Ferdinand, but rotund funny-man James Corden is bang on target with this star-studded ... Read more+

David Beckham 108 caps: Are you bovvered?

David Beckham getting 108 caps and matching Bobby Moore's record for an England outfield player feels like something I should be bothered about - bu... Read more+

Watch Gabriel Agbonlahor looking even more bewildered than he did for England last night

Some uncharitable souls have suggested that the Aston Villa striker looked a little bewildered while playing for England in Seville last night. Hars... Read more+

David Beckham to start advertising pubs?

Now that David Beckham is officially the new Bobby Moore, can we also expect to start extoling the virtues of a night on the fags and lager down the... Read more+

James Corden and David Bentley provide Comic Relief on Seville trip

Seville is supposed to be the land of the oranges. But last night, when having a nice tapas meal, and ordering non-alcoholic drinks, imagine my sur... Read more+

Frank Lampard and John Terry get a little too close ahead of England friendly with Spain

Fabio Capello has clearly done a lot of work when it comes to the England team's togetherness and team spirit. But in the light of this alarming new... Read more+

Memo to ITV ahead of Spain v England friendly...

Dear ITV Sport, This is a big game. According to the old footballing adage that you're only as good as your last match, you're currenly in line for ... Read more+

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