Video: Ball of paper helps knock Martin Jol out of Uefa Cup

Martin Jol has been riding high in Germany and in Europe this season - but his Uefa Cup dream was ended last night by a ball of paper. A routine ba... Read more+

Watch Ronaldo and chums get set on fire while celebrating their Championship win (Video)

Note to Brazilian party planners: abundance of paper streamers + blazing fireworks = potential disaster. The carnage unfolds 43 seconds or so into t... Read more+

Watch a Brazilian coach assault an opposition player AND the referee (video)

We're still working through a backlog of Easter eggs... er, we mean, work, so apologies if you've already seen this one. But it's worth watching aga... Read more+

Footballer rapped for 'breaking wind' on pitch

A footballer was booked for putting off a player taking a penalty - by breaking wind. The spot kick was saved but the referee ordered it to be retak... Read more+

The hand of God, and this time it's for real

News just in from The Vaitican City... The Pope is fielding a team of Vatican priests to take on cops in a charity football match in Quarto, Italy.... Read more+

Sergio Romero's temper could affect his career if he's not careful

must curb his temper. Premier League clubs have been checking on the giant Argentine goalie who plays for AZ Alkmaar. He's earned rave reviews with ... Read more+

Why you should never get drunk and then fall asleep at the football (Video)

Let the fate that - quite literally - befell this Palmeiras fan be a warning to you all: Full marks to the ever alert Dirty Tackle blog for findin... Read more+