10 things Fernando Torres has to look forward to by joining Chelsea

Ten things Fernando Torres has to look forward to by joining Chelsea, and we're not sure he's properly thought this through:

1. Introducing the missus to John Terry

2. Getting some friendly texts from Ashley Cole

3. Playing on the right-wing when 4-4-2 with Drogba doesn't work

4. Watching Only Fools and Horses with 'Lamps' and the lads

5. Getting 'Blue is the colour' tattooed on his arm

6. Getting booed after a home draw

7. Getting booed after a 1-0 home win

8. Reacquainting himself with Yossi Benayoun on the Stamford Bridge treatment table

9. Free trips on Roman's yacht

10. At long last, a stable environment, no wacky owners, and a long-term manager firmly in place. Oh, hang on...

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