Got, Not Got 'football porn': Is this the sexiest chunk of football memorabilia... ever?

By Derek Hammond in Mirror Football Blog

Published 15:58 30/01/12

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Yes, apparently it is.

This fab old Man City penknife whisks you straight back to a time when no self-respecting fan would head out to a match without a rosette, a rattle and a penknife suitable for cleaning out his half-time pipe... or helpfully removing lumps of flesh and clotted blood from centre-halves' studs.

When a quality leather slipcase saved a fan's season-ticket from being tainted by the touch of his trouser pocket.

When conversation starters such as the concertina-style first-team portrait keyring would enable a fan to wow a chunky-knit lady sitting smoking alone at the supporters' club bar.

Arousing times.

'Got, Not Got' has been labelled 'football porn', 'a major contribution to football history and even 'quite professional' (by Derek's brother-in-law). Follow Got, Not Got on Twitter - and prepare for yet more unseemly excitement in the company of yet more old football tat on the Got, Not Got blog .

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There’s loads more memorabilia and mudbaths, comic-book heroes and carpet-level games in ‘GOT, NOT GOT: The A-Z of Lost Football Culture, Treasures & Pleasures’, by Mirror Football bloggers Derek Hammond and Gary Silke.

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