Why Jimmy Bullard gets coated off for his drinking antics

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More tales from the Newcastle booze-up which has seen Jimmy Bullard suspended by Ipswich.

The headline so far has been an appearance by ‘little Jimmy’ after Bullard was claimed to have pulled down his trousers in one Geordie watering hole.

But even better is that after feeling a chill while walking between hostelries, Jimmy approached a stranger in the street and bought his jacket from him for cost price and a tip of £50.

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Wicked Whistle 1

Which Premier League hardman doesn’t wear the trousers at home? He’s paid architects thousands to redesign his home – but their expensively-laid plans are constantly being altered by the defender’s wife, who isn’t letting her lack of building experience stop her interfering.

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Wicked Whistle 2

Which team’s sunshine break during the international week didn’t go to form? Players found themselves confined to their luxury hotel in the evenings – while the coaching staff hit the town with stewardesses they’d met on the flight over.

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