"You can't bite your nose off to spite your face': The week's daftest football quotes

DAFT QUOTES OF THE WEEK

"You can't bite your nose off to spite your face" - PAUL MERSON

"Not to win is guttering" - MARK NOBLE

"Rolando's been given a second yellow for arguing with the life support.... er, the linesman" – CHRIS WADDLE

"They're not that very good, Napoli" - PAUL MERSON

 “That’s put a strain on his left-hand knee” – JOHN SCALES

"However people have interpretated that is up to them" - EDDIE MITCHELL

“For us to overtake them has been a massive undertaking” – SAM ALLARDYCE

"He's a good footballer, as in technical-wise” – TONY CASCARINO

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Congratulations to the enterprising salesman outside Carrow Road who yesterday was offering 'half-and-half scarves' that turned out to be just the Canaries' normal green and yellow affair. He explained to puzzled onlookers that they were "half Norwich City, half FC United".

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WICKED WHISTLE 3

Which cash-strapped Championship club are trying to attract a new director by offering him a cut from any player sales they make?

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