Banner of the season, Wicked Whistles, Daft Quotes of the Week and Pies for Chants - it's 3PM's Odds 'n' Sods

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Published 18:21 07/03/10

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By Steve Anglesey, Sports Diarist of the Year nominee 2010

Banner of the season (above)
Rangers’ fans cruel verdict on Celtic boss Tony Mowbray… and a previous Parkhead manager.

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Wicked Whistle 1
Which manager is sick of the sight of his chairman – who keeps popping into the boss’ office unannounced to offer him advice on everything from team selection to the gaffer’s phone manner?

Wicked Whistle 2
Which player-turned-pundit is close to being dumped by his regular channel because of his constant demands for a pay rise?

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Daft Quotes of the Week
"That's three world-class saves I've seen today - two from Cech, one from Green and one from Myhill” – GARTH CROOKS

"Paul Scholes and Gary Neville are the centrefolds of Man United" – DWIGHT YORKE

”It leaves a sewer taste in the mouth” – ALAN BRAZIL

"Cruciate ligament injuries are a pain in the backside" – RAY WILKINS

”When he takes a penalty, Graham Alexander turns his foot into a spatula-type device” – MIKE PARRY

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Pies For Chants
Punctuation is very important to Tottenham fans. That’s why, says Charlie N, they could be heard at Fulham yesterday chanting: “Oh, Benny, Benny/Benny, Benny, Assou Hyphen Ekotto”!

He might have won over Wembley, but Stoke fans had other ideas about the deposed Enand skipper, who they greeted with chants of: "Are you my Dad, are you my Daaad? John Terry, are you my Dad?"

Now it’s your turn to win. Send the funniest chant you’ve heard at football this week to steve.anglesey@mirror.co.uk, with your name, address and choice of Pukka Pies filling – choose from all-steak, steak and kidney, chicken and mushroom, chicken balti or cheese and onion.

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