Mark Clattenburg's incredible regrowing hair
By 3pm
Published 19:07 13/09/09
Mark Clattenburg might have missed Emmanuel Adebayor's 'stamp' on Robin van Persie but it's harder to miss the miracle occurring on the top of the official's head.
The Consett-born ref's old egg-in-the-nest look appears to have been replaced by a new, lustrous growth.
Let's be charitable and say it's grown back naturally. And that Clattenburg's Eastlands error was just the result of a bald... sorry, blind spot.
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