Norwich striker always looks on the gripe side of life

By 3pm

Published 22:01 19/02/12

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Norwich City’s James Vaughan was one of many footballers weighing into this weekend’s boxing chaos, Tweeting: “Chisora is horrible! Hope he gets destroyed.”

Strong stuff from the relentlessly upbeat former Everton fan, whose cheery recent Twitter messages have included the following:

* “Just finished watching The Sopranos and I can’t describe how angry I am at the ending! Worst ending ever! Terrible.”

* “Valentines Day is fraud! I refuse to participate.”

* “This hotel bed is seriously winding me up! Every time I move the bed moves and my pillows fall down the back!” 

* “Other thing that annoys me is hotels never have plug sockets by the bed! It’s no good to anyone near the door! I hate hotels.”

* “Fuming! Gave @Pilkington_11 1 of my sweets and the bag came back ripped open and with all the reds gone. Never again. Selfish.”

And, when Britain was recently transformed into a winter wonderland:

“Woke up to this. Seriously, is there any need? I hate snow.”

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DAFT QUOTES OF THE WEEK

“I look forward to hearing from the silent majority” – ALEX McLEISH

“I haven’t seen it, but it looks generous” – ARSENE WENGER

“If we’d kept a clean sheet tonight, we’d have won 1-0” – STEVE COTTERILL, AFTER FOREST LOST 2-1

“They can push the bat a little bit more than others at that level” – STEVE CLARIDGE

“In the end, Rosicky initially did well” – ANDY TOWNSEND

“He’s been like a fresh of breath air” – ROY KEANE

“Matt Taylor ran half the length of the field, width-wise” – IAN ABRAHAMS

“The last six games of the Invincibles season were the most pressurised, because we were under pressure” – RAY PARLOUR

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