Girlfriend blames Boateng bother on too much sex, plus Joey haunts Warnock at the movies

Former Spurs midfielder Kevin-Prince Boateng could be forgiven if he had better things to do than watch their trip to Manchester City on TV.

Boateng has been hit by injuries since his move to AC Milan and looks like missing the Champions League date with Arsenal after a muscle strain.

But girlfriend and Sports Illustrated model Melissa Satta admitted: "The reason why he is always injured is because we have sex 7-10 times a week.

"I hate foreplay, I want to get straight to the point. My favourite position is on top so I can take control."

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Poor Neil ‘Mike Bassett’ Warnock can’t escape from QPR and the captain who criticised him on Twitter.

The sacked Loftus Road boss revealed: “When you lose your job initially you try and occupy yourself and keep your mind busy. So we went into Plymouth, to the cinema to see War Horse

“ As we took our seats I thought, ‘This'll be good, I can forget about football for a couple of hours’. Then, when the little horse is born the young boy who is going to look after it is asked by his dad: ‘What will you call it?’ The boy said: ‘I'm going to call it Joey.’”

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WICKED WHISTLE 2

Which Premier League midfielder is such a mummy’s boy that he’s given his mother on of his credit cards to use as she likes… and is letting her choose his new house?

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