Wicked Whistle, Daft Quotes of the Week and Pies for Chants - 3PM Odds 'n' Sods

Wicked Whistle
Which transfer window signing said goodbye to his old team-mates with a £469 round of drinks which included 50 vodka Red Bulls?

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Daft Quotes of the Week
'Fellaini has put a spanner in the wheels" - BOBBY GOULD

“These are your thoughts on what you think" - CHLOE EVERTON

"Nani has rin rungs around Gael Clichy" - RONNIE IRANI

"I don't think what John Terry has done is right for an England kipper" - ANDY TOWNSEND

"In the end, class telled" - KEVIN KEEGAN

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Pies for Chants
Everton fans still remember the old Georgie Fame classic 'Rosetta'. That's why, when the Toffees' Spanish midfielder stepped on the Anfield pitch on Saturday after a year out with injury, they sang: "Arteta, Are you better? Are you well, well, well?" Keith Onions wins a tray of Pukka Pies for that - send us the funniest chant you've heard at football this week and you could win a tray too. Email your chant to steve.anglesey@mirror.co.uk together with your name, address and choice of steak & kidney, all-steak, chicken & mushroom, chicken balti, potato & meat or cheese & onion flavours.



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