Why Joey Barton should model himself on Clarke Carlisle

Memo to Joey Barton: stop clinging to victimhood and delusions of your own grandeur.

Start emulating a real role model, like Clarke Carlisle.

He’s made his mistakes, fought his demons.

He doesn’t need a Question Time appearance to prove his worth.

He doesn’t talk the talk.

He walks the walk.

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Hugh Robertson, the tin soldier, talks tough.

The Sports Minister accuses football of being “the worst ­governed sport in this country”. Right idea, wrong target. Has he never heard of tennis and the dysfunctional LTA?

Condemned for a lack of transparency, they still ­siphon millions from the public purse.

What do they provide in return?

Fewer players – participation rates have dropped from 506,700 to 437,500.

Even Britain’s solitary star Andy ­Murray wasn’t ­produced by them. No, Minister.

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