Robbie hates... People who wear jeans halfway down their bums

How is that fashion?

I'm a bit intrigued by the science of how they actually stay up like that but it just makes me want to go up behind them and pull 'em all the way down.

Not because I like pulling men's trousers down - just because they look stupid!



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