Robbie's story of the week

The most expensive cinema in Britain isn't in London's Leicester Square - it's in my house.

I've just had one fitted for me and the missus but it's been the source of constant bickering ever since.

First, she watched a film on her own. Then she made me sit through Love Actually. Then she constantly interrupted my choice, Quantum Of Solace, going, "I'm lost now, what's happening?" every five minutes before falling asleep and snoring through the big finish.

So I've told her I'm not watching anything else with her... which means our cinema has cost me £14,000 per film!



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