Why I've ordered my missus to watch dirty video of American soccer player Elizabeth Lambert
Have you seen that video of Elizabeth Lambert, the American soccer player for New Mexico University who gets the red mist during a game?
If you haven't, do yourself a favour by clicking here and watch her punch an opponent in the back, get away with a couple of horrendous lunging tackles, kick a ball into a fallen rival's face and finally, yank a striker's hair back so hard that the poor girl falls to the ground.
It's horrible, but I did enjoy it - and I've told my wife Sarah to check it out as I quite fancy her pulling my hair that aggressively in some of our private moments!
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