Simon Bird

The Daily Mirror's man in the North East. Read his weekly column exclusively on MirrorFootball every Monday

Will Pardew's 'Whoaah'-factor fire Wor Geordies into Europe?

Simon Bird 12:08 07/02/12

Asked what it felt like to look at the Premier League table and see Newcastle United in fifth place and pushing for Europe, Demba Ba produced a wonder... Read more+

Why Newcastle must use their bonding trip to Spain to ensure the season doesn't go south

    Simon Bird 11:00 24/01/12

    Alan Pardew is getting the sangrias in for his Newcastle squad this week on a warm-weather training break in Tenerife. It is intended to recharge batt... Read more+

    Could Toon cash in on Cheik in the window?

      Simon Bird 12:51 03/01/12

      No-one at Newcastle United has got too carried away with their remarkable elevation to the top seven this season. It's a good job because the current ... Read more+

      Why Newcastle haven't missed Carroll as much as he has missed them

        The laws of the football Gods dictate that Andy Carroll will miraculously return to his swash-bucking, goal-scoring former self against his old club N... Read more+

        Toon boo boys must realise finishing the 'best of the rest' would be a result this season

          What would success be to Newcastle United be this season?Perhaps the question needs to be asked now that Alan Pardew's squad, tested by injury and a t... Read more+

          Banged-up Toon can still finish in the top seven... unless sales sabotage Pardew

            It could have been a moment for moaning. A few words of feeling sorry for themselves. A gripe about the referee, or rotten luck with injuries. But ins... Read more+

            Will Newcastle 'do another Carroll' and cash in on Tiote, Coloccini or Simpson in January?

              "You can never think you're OK. The Andy Carroll thing brought that home more vividly than most." That's Alan Pardew summing up his feelings on the Ja... Read more+

              Why the history and soul of Newcastle United belongs to the fans and NOT its billionaire owner

                Two years ago, when the idea of renaming St James’s Park was first mooted I pledged I’d never refer to it by a sponsors brand. That position hasn’t ch... Read more+

                No Taylor call-up is great news for Pardew but another gaffe by Capello

                  The eccentricity and inconsistency of Fabio Capello’s England squad selections stopped being a surprise years ago. But for the first time in a while, ... Read more+

                  Still unbeaten, how high can Newcastle rise this season?

                    Alan Pardew was asked the questions that football fans around the country started posing last night. How high can Newcastle United go? How long will t... Read more+

                    State of the Toon: Simon Bird takes a detailed look at Newcastle's long awaited mission statement

                      How long until Mike Ashley is allowed to get the drinks in down at the Bigg Market again? And do the majority of fans reckon there is a semblance of l... Read more+

                      Why Sunderland boss Bruce should not be under scrutiny until January at the earliest

                        Niall Quinn has declared that Steve Bruce won't be sacked as Sunderland manager unless the situation at the club becomes "apocalyptic". It is an inter... Read more+

                        Revealed: The team bonding and meticulous preparation behind Newcastle's flying start

                          Newcastle United's players had a day out paint-balling last week, followed by a squad meal at a Chinese restaurant. It was the type of corporate bondi... Read more+

                          Players, Pards and yes, even Ashley, must get credit for flying start

                            Six games into a season is no time to start crowing about what a great season it will be at Newcastle United. A draw with out-of-sorts Arsenal, beatin... Read more+

                            Toon Army love Hatem, but is comeback kid really the saviour?

                              Hatem Ben Arfa is one of those players who has got better in the mind, without actually having played much. He's the enigmatic Newcastle midfielder wh... Read more+

                              Why Mike Ashley must start showing Newcastle with the same naked respect he does Sports Direct

                                The sight of Mike Ashley doing a strip tease at a bash for his Sports Direct staff revealed more than his ample beer gut. Even if you found it tacky a... Read more+

                                Pardew, the players and the fans have all shown their commitment, now Ashley must show his - with cash

                                  “Eighth place and qualification for the Europa League is the sort of target any club in our position can aim for....” So said Newcastle boss Alan Pard... Read more+

                                  How Newcastle can already claim they've reinvested the Andy Carroll cash in the squad

                                    There will be one big question Alan Pardew will have to answer at the end of the month following his first summer in charge. Is Newcastle’s squad stro... Read more+

                                    Sunderland vs Newcastle preview: Why the Tyne-Wear derby is still the best in football

                                      “It’s crazy, crazy. The fans go to the pub, drink loads of beer, come to the ground and bang, it is mad. “And the noise, the noise. The game is so fas... Read more+

                                      Newcastle season preview: Why Pardew faces his toughest job ever to lift the gloom at St James' Park

                                        The Premier League kicks off this weekend and we've got the Daily Mirror's top football writers to give you their thoughts on the new season. Today Si... Read more+

                                        Revealed: The Sunderland Foundation and the unseen side of the Premier League

                                          Inside the Stadium of Light applause rings out, pride fills the room, and trophies are being dished out. This weekend the richest league in the world... Read more+

                                          How Joey Barton is making Toon chiefs look like Twits over new contract

                                            The power-games being played between the men running Newcastle United and its leading players will make it an intriguing summer at St James' Park. On ... Read more+

                                            Will Bruce survive Short's Sunderland inquest?

                                              Chairman Niall Quinn clapped uncomfortably. Board member David Miliband fixed a diplomatic grimace honed by years in Government. Then Ellis Short emer... Read more+

                                              Taylor's team celebration shows he is maturing fast

                                                Steven Taylor has now notched two goals in two games since his return to Newcastle's starting line-up. Judging by his celebrations after scoring an in... Read more+

                                                Why Llambias was wrong to slate Toon Army for booing Carroll

                                                  Alan Shearer always had the perfect comeback when asked if he was unsettled at being jeered and abused by rival fans. "You never see a bad player bein... Read more+

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                                                  Why it will be no holiday at this Villa for Mancini's men

                                                  Terry Butcher 08:00 12/02/12

                                                    You have to go back to Guy Fawkes night for a home ­victory, so the odds on a win for Alex McLeish’s... Read More+

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                                                    Comment: Why Liverpool need to accept Suarez is more sinner than saint

                                                    Mirror Football Blog 21:30 11/02/12

                                                    Yesterday's Manchester United-Liverpool clash was a perfect opportunity to draw a line under the Sua... Read More+

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                                                    Andy Dunn's Big Match Verdict: Why Rio's grand performance would make him Harry's ideal captain

                                                    Mirror Football Blog 21:30 11/02/12

                                                    The idiotic refusal by Luis Suarez to shake Patrice Evra’s hand, the tunnel bust-up and Fergie’s ­af... Read More+

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                                                    Comment: Why England need to get rid of their cosy club mentality

                                                    Mirror Football Blog 21:30 11/02/12

                                                      I have been in the States this week where the sports news has been majoring on Gisele Bundchen’s pit... Read More+

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                                                      Harry has won our hearts - and now he can make England proud again

                                                      Ian Holloway 21:01 11/02/12

                                                        Harry Redknapp's confession in the witness box that he doesn’t even know how to send an email may ha... Read More+

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                                                        Why I can't wait to face Moyes - my tip to replace Fergie - again

                                                        Ian Holloway 21:00 11/02/12

                                                          I really miss pitting my wits against the best managers in the Premier League. However, next week I’... Read More+

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                                                          Will Juan Sebastian Veron's football career have a fairytale ending?

                                                          Mirror Football Blog 18:07 11/02/12

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                                                            Tweet my Handshake! The best gags from Manchester United's 2-1 win over Liverpool

                                                            Football Banter 16:09 11/02/12

                                                            Manchester United won the match but inevitably this encounter will be remembered more for the antics... Read More+

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                                                            Watch David Beckham's amazing table football trickshot

                                                            Mirror Football Blog 11:11 11/02/12

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                                                              Why farcical forced pre-match handshakes should be scrapped

                                                              Mark Lawrenson 08:01 11/02/12

                                                                The pre-match handshake is a meaningless farce and should be scrapped. You shake the hand of an oppo... Read More+

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                                                                Jose would be perfect for Spurs but Harry could manage England part-time anyway

                                                                Mark Lawrenson 08:00 11/02/12

                                                                  Jose Mourinho would be the perfect choice for Tottenham. And surely Spurs would be a great fit for h... Read More+

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                                                                  What are the odds Suarez and Evra swap shirts at the final whistle? Derek McGovern's Bets of the Day

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                                                                  The FA reckon Luis Suarez and Patrice Evra should shake hands when they come face to face on Saturda... Read More+

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