Why I'm back SAF to beat AVB by a TKO
The death of Muhammad Ali’s legendary trainer Angelo Dundee inspired my take on today’s showdown at Stamford Bridge.
This afternoon’s main bout is a heavyweight clash featuring the Crafty Cockneys and the in-form Red Devils.
Canny trainer, Sir “Angelo” Ferguson, has his top fighter, Wayne “The Pain” Rooney, available again but recent contests at the Bridge have resulted in too many knockdowns for the Manchester fighters.
However, should Fernando “Fresh Air” Torres enter the ring, then United should breathe a sigh of relief – the Spanish “Rope-a-Dope” has failed to land a single blow in nearly 18 hours of action.
Injuries have deprived the Chelsea trainer, Andre Villas-Boxas, of experienced punchers but the Portuguese pugilist has no intention of throwing in the towel.
The Old Trafford Old Guard have no need to go toe-to-toe with their hosts but should bob and weave with quick jabs from “Nitro” Nani and “Bashley” Young.
United must avoid tight clinches by using their speed and superior footwork and putting in as many left and right crosses as possible.
I score a United TKO on AVB but this match-up should go the full distance.
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